Post by Amanda Kimmel on Jul 26, 2012 11:29:57 GMT -5
“Driiiing, driiiing”
“Sup?”
Michangel Chase was bored by life. Not even winning both Turkey and AS2 had made her fulfilled, and, to be honest, she didn’t know if she ever would be. Ok, she liked going to the clubz and drinking her way to some hot guy’s (or chick’s) bed, but it was just like, eh, she was kinda over it by now. Nothing really challenged her anymore, nothing really MATTERED.
“Amanda, I already told you I’m not gonna play UG, its unfair for the rest of the cast to play against me, I’d like for them to stand a shot”
Amanda once again was asking for her to play on her last installment, but it wasn’t gonna happen. Michangel was a sweet and caring individual, she didn’t want a third million in her bank account, she just didn’t need it. Someone else, like that poor chick Sandra, obviously would need it more, so she couldn’t play and feel good about it.
Or at least, that’s the reason everyone knew. At the end of the day, playing again didn’t make her tingle, and she had no spark or desire.
“I’m sorry babes, I have to say no, you know I’m a caring and generous individual, I cant play again, I just cant ;_;”
“No Amanda, THERE’S NOTHING YOU WILL SAY THAT WILL MAKE ME PLAY OK?”
“Omg, I know I’m a star but this is getting kinda awk. AMANDA, YOUR GAMES DON’T CHALLENGE ME ANYMORE, I’M NOT GONNA PLAY, OK?”
“Huh?”
“That’s interesting..”
“Mmmm”
“Oh God, I guess I’m in then?”
SURVIVOR:ULTIMATE GAME ---------> SURVIVOR: UNFAIR GAME
The cast:
Jenna Morasca, Soccer Mom
“Oh honey, I’m so glad I’m back, I’m older now and wiser, but I still believe that Good can overcome Evil, in one way or another :’)”
Sierra Reed, Part Time Drug Addict, Full Time Moron
“its like where am i? need crack, somethi not to eat, need tah smoke, gimme sum ass”
Candice Woodcock, Businesswoman
“Win”
Danielle Di Lorenzo, Top Model
“mpmhfmhsu*inaudible noise*”
Lex Van de Berghe, Street Artist
“I am the ULTIMATE Bastard, nothing scares me, nothing will come between me and my million dollars”
Parvati Shallow, Life Coach
“so I was like hey gurl hey ya gotta change your life, make it count, win against those GODDAMN PREGAME ALLIANCES, and succeed ^_^ I did ^_^”
Michangel Chase, Winner
“I’m baaaaaaaaaaack bithcezzzzzzz”
Kelly Wigglesworth, Clone
“Where’s DDL?”
Yau Man Chan, Tranny
“It was a long road, but now I’ve finally become what I dearly wanted when I was younger ;_; An old, saggy, Asian man. Dream come true”
Misty Giles, Actress
“Oh hiiiiii I love makeup you! *turns around* hate it she just bad people I hate she must hate me too *turns around* hey you wanna be BF with me?”
Brenda Lowe, Wannabe Superstar
“yolo I was like the second boot of AS2, but omg I was like michangel is so hot I need to play with her so yolo im here lol”
Chelsea Meissner, …?
“^_^”
Alex Angarita, Garbage Collector
“I was voted out of AS2 because I had everyone under control. I was voted out of Turkey because people were scared. I AM the ultimate power player”
Anthony Robinson, Statue
“nxt challenge is at 9 pm est sorry I gotta concentrate”
Sandra Diaz-Twine, Fodder
“What the hell am I even doing here? Amanda, I have a job, you cannot put challenges from 3 AM EST to 11.30 PM EST IS THIS CLEAR?”
Whitney Duncan, WTF Casting Choice
“fuckin fuckers trying to fuck with me fuckity fuck”
Episode 1 - "I'm a star.. you're.. not"
As the 16 Ultimate Gamers get off the airplane, Amanda is awaiting them on the beach. They will be tested in the most extreme and volatile game yet, where nothing, and by nothing I mean NOTHING, is fair.
As the sixteen competitors get on the mat, Amanda immediately announces the first twist. In a never before seen twist, the 16 competitors will immediately attend Tribal Council, where one of them will be voted out. They only have one hour to strategize, and then they will immediately have to vote.
As soon as the game starts, Sandra is nowhere to be found. She left a note on the mat saying she had “some important duty to attend *rolls eyes* PS: vote michangel” effectively trying to swing the vote against her archnemesis.
Thankfully, Michangel wasn’t scared. After a few seconds, Brenda was immediately at her feet, trying to fit in. She started mocking her competitors, talking about her latest fucks, and just wanting to be liked by her idol. But Michangel didn’t like tryhards. She hated them.
As Sierra is randomly dozing off in the woods, looking for some goddamn booze to get on, Candice, DDL, Kelly and someone else reunite, being good friends outside the game. Unfortunately, as DDL tries to tell the other two about the boot target, her boobs get in the way and the other two don’t understand what the fuck she’s saying. The vote is still up in the air. However, someone saw them talk. Someone knew about their pregame alliance.
Being a caring and gentle soul, Jenna immediately started looking for her fellow good players, but then she met up with Misty. As the two started talking, Jenna immediately noticed that there was something wrong going with this girl. Something in her eyes just didn’t feel right, and Jenna desperately wanted to hug someone, but she knew. She knew that if she did.. nothing would be the same anymore.
As the vote was still up in the air, the 15 + Sandra All Stars had to attend TC. In an unexpected move, Whitney starts randomly calling people out, hoping to get the target off her back, but effectively putting it on her. Target of her attacks seems to be Lex, the bastard, who just ignores her and stares ahead.
As the votes come in, an emotional Yau decides to quit because he forgot his hormones back at home. As Anthony cries and vows revenge on Michangel for sending him home, the first All Star of the game leaves the building.
But the vote still stands. Before the votes are read, Anthony announces he’s immune, as he had a spare immunity necklace back at home and had brought it in the game. As the votes come in, they’re all over the place. 1 vote Lex, 1 vote Parvati, 1 vote Jenna, 2 votes Misty, 2 votes Michangel, 3 votes Alex, and with 5 votes, its Candice whose sent packing in a shocking vote. Stunned that she has to go home first again, she calls out DDL for not being clear on her intentions in the vote, while Parvati smirks, knowing she has begun defeating the evil pregame alliance.
Candice – Michangel, Parvati, Brenda, Sierra, Alex
Michangel – Anthony, Sandra
Alex – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea
Misty – Jenna, Lex
Jenna – Misty
Parvati – Candice
Lex – Whitney
Episode 2 - "WHY IS SHE SO MEAN TO ME ;_;"
Back at camp, the newfound alliance of Michangel, Parvati, Brenda, Sierra and Alex celebrate their victory against the queen bitches. In a confessional, Alex expresses how he controlled the vote and managed to blindside one of the greatest players ever, when, in actuality, he had just randomly voted Candice.
Unfortunately, someone wasn’t feeling so great. After being attacked by Whitney at TC, Lex ran into the woods, and started violently crying. He didn’t understand why someone had to be SO MEAN TO HIM, and being a sensible lil man, he couldn’t take it anymore. As he loudly sobs behind the bushes, Misty approaches him, as she heard his moans from camp. He starts hugging him and comforting him, only to express her true thoughts in the confessional:
“He is manipulative, very bad man, I need take him out so good people prevail, it happen, Lex will go”.
The 14 remaining players get called to the challenge beach, where they are hit with another UNEXPECTED twist. Two people will be randomly picked to be team leaders. They two will fight it out in a challenge, to gain immunity not only for themselves, but for their future tribe too. In fact, after the challenge is over, the two leaders will then pick their tribe pick’em style, and the tribe of the losing leader will attend TC.
The two random leaders picked are..
Sierra and Michangel.
The two will have to fight in the hardest challenge yet.. Drink two bottles of water.
Immediately Michangel refuses to do so, as she just isn’t into that shit. Sierra, in the meanwhile, just dozes off, and faints on the challenge beach. As the two competitors are unable to complete the challenge, Amanda decides to send both tribes at TC, as she was planning a double boot anyways.
As Sierra is unconscious on the beach, its Michangels turn to pick her own tribe, dividing them up this way:
Michangel Tribe: Michangel, Brenda, Alex, Anthony, Sandra, Jenna, Misty
The other Tribe: Sierra, Parvati, DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney
As the Michangel tribe gets back at camp, strategies immediately start to form. Sandra immediately confronts Michangel about her lack of effort in the challenge, when, in reality, she wasn’t able to attend the challenge due to “real life matters, OK?!”. Michangel just ignores her, which sends her craycray as she wanders off camp, never to be seen again (k until next episode maybe).
Meanwhile, Brenda starts noticing how close Michangel and Alex are, making her feel mad jealous. She doesn’t understand why Mich keeps ignoring her, and wants to get her heart back. As a matter of fact, Michangel had had enough of that tryhardish loser, and was gonna vote her ass off at TC, with the rest of the tribe. Obviously, Alex believes this was all his plan.
Right before they left for TC, drama erupted at camp, when Misty sneakily hugged Jenna, causing the latter’s meltdown. Jenna just couldn’t stand the negative energy this chick brought to her, believing her morals would be affected by it. As the other tribemates tried to comfort her, Misty just grinned in the background, knowing her plan had worked.
At TC, the tribe was unusually quiet. Bored by this, Amanda asked them to vote, but just before that happened, Anthony declared he was immune as he drank those two bottles of water at the challenge.
Right before the votes were read, Brenda stood up and played a DOUBLE IMMUNITY IDOL on herself and Michangel. As Amanda accepted it, Michangel was raging, knowing the bitch just wouldn’t fuck off once and for all.
As the votes came in, a shocked Brenda was elated to know that she had just saved her ass. The first 5 votes were all for her. However, the last two obviously weren’t. It was one vote for Jenna, one vote for Misty. Just before the revote was done, Misty started crying violently, saying that her entire family had cancer and she needed that million dollars to cure all of them. Even though nobody believed her, Jenna was still the biggest threat, and in the revote she was voted out unanimously.
Brenda – Michangel, Alex, Anthony, Sandra, Jenna
Misty – Brenda
Jenna – Misty
Revote:
Jenna – Michangel, Alex, Anthony, Sandra, Brenda
At the other tribe, things were getting tense. Sierra, completely out of it, blabs to DDL (and consequently Kelly) about the plan to destroy pregame alliances spearheaded by Parvati. This makes DDL (and consequently Kelly) proper mad, as its in “their right” to do whatever they want before the game starts. DDL subsequently tries to confront Parvati about it, but her boobs get into the way, making the whole thing very one-sided, as Parvati just couldn’t understand WTF Danielle was all about. However, she was threatened by her giant nipples, and she knew something had to be done about it. She gathered Sierra, Lex and Whitney to vote together and vote out their biggest threat. However, as soon as Lex saw Whitney, he immediately started having a meltdown, bringing up traumas of the past, during high school, where he was bullied by the mean girls for being fat. Even though Parvati tried to calm him down, Whitney laughed in his face, scaring him away for good.
At TC, the atmosphere was very tense. Parvati was trying to make sure Sierra would wake up and vote for DDL, while Lex was in a corner sobbing violently, while Kelly agreed to whatever DDL said. As the votes came in, 3 were for DDL, but the last 4 were for Sierra, as she selfvoted herself out of the game, too drugged up to even vote.
Sierra – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Sierra
DDL – Lex, Whitney, Parvati
Episode 3 - "I finally have POWER"
Michangel Tribe – Michangel, Brenda, Alex, Misty, Sandra, Anthony
The other Tribe – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney, Parvati
As the two TCs ended, Amanda immediately called back the All Stars to announce another surprise twist. The two tribes would have to vote for someone on the other tribe to come over, where they will be permanently switched, but have immunity for one round. Parvati immediately raised her hand and was granted her wish, while Alex was shocked when he was sent over to the other tribe “against his wishes”, but actually it was all part of “his master plan”.
After TC, Brenda immediately talked to Michangel about the vote, thinking the two of them had respectively voted for Jenna and Misty. However, Michangel had had ENOUGH of the wannabe, telling her exactly what went down and how the plan to send her packing was actually spearheaded by Michangel herself. Stunned by the news, Brenda angrily walked off, looking for Sandra to bitch about Michangel with her, but, obviously, Sandra was at work. So Brenda was left alone.
At the other tribe, DDL, Kelly and someone else met in the woods, celebrating their success in the game, as they sent Sierra home the round before with a minority of the votes cast. As DDL confirmed Whitney as their next biggest threat, Kelly nodded and agreed with everything she said while someone else was just standing there looking cute.
At the IC another twist was revealed. If the Immunity holders gave up Immunity, their votes would be doubled, effectively granting them more power than anyone else on the tribe. After the announcement the challenge was announced. The two tribes had to gather pieces of a puz- but before Amanda could finish speaking, Anthony was already done, winning Immunity for his tribe.
At the other tribe, Alex had hatched a plan. Knowing that DDL had both Kelly and someone else under her tits control, he would give up immunity, vote with Whitney/Lex and send DDL packing. This would be his award winning move, and would effectively make him win a million dollars. He gathered both Whitney and Lex together, and while she was screaming at a sobbing bastard, he carefully explained his plan.
Unfortunately, neither of them understood what the fuck he was talking about, making them only more suspicious of his weasel ways.
At TC, Amanda asked a few boring questions, and then asked to Alex if he wanted to give up Immunity. He decided to give it up and double his vote, stunning DDL and her slaves. As two votes came in for DDL, Alex was elated his plan had worked. Unfortunately, the last five votes were all for him, and he was sent home.
Alex – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney
DDL – Alex x2
Episode 4 - "Just go"
Michangel Tribe – Michangel, Brenda, Parvati, Misty, Sandra, Anthony
The other Tribe – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney
Once again, at treemail, tribemates were asked if someone wanted to switch tribes and gain Immunity. At the other tribe, Whitney had had enough of Lex’s costant whining, so she sent him over. On the other tribe, Anthony felt unsafe without Immunity around his neck, so he swapped.
Back at the Michangel tribe, Misty immediately comforted Lex for coming over and getting away from Whitney. What he didn’t know was that she was actually setting him up to fail. She placed a fake immunity idol in his pocket while she was hugging him, hoping it would cause drama and confusion among the tribe. Meanwhile, the war between Michangel and Brenda wasn’t over. Michangel couldn’t stand the fake anymore, while Brenda was butthurt and couldn’t deal with the fact that she wasn’t corresponded. As the two were fighting in camp, Parvati came to her BFF Michangel’s rescue, but, noticing this, Brenda called Michangel out on her pregame alliance with Lex, which was a blatant lie. However, Parvati believed this. Enraged by these news, the pregame-slayer took Brenda’s defenses, putting Michangel in a dangerous place to be in.
At the other tribe, Whitney was the next one on the chopping block, but she just didn’t care. Instead, she decided it was time to fuck someone’s brain out, and being only into dick, she placed her sights on Anthony, who was fug, but was black, and well.. you know what I’m referring to. But he obviously didn’t care one bit. As she tried to seduce him, the guy didn’t even look at her, effectively ignoring whatever she did.
Meanwhile, DDL was content with her place on the tribe. She had her two minions, and could do whatever she wanted. She had even found the idol on day1, but nobody noticed it, as she placed it on one of her tits instead of a nipple. She had completely control and nothing could go wrong.
The challenge this time around was pretty straightforward. The first person to raise their hand would lose Immunity for their tribe. As soon as she said this, Parvati immediately raised her, knowing justice had to be done. Unfortunately, Amanda had misread the rules, and she meant to say that the first person to raise their hand would WIN Immunity for their tribe. This meant the other tribe would once again go to TC. Michangel laughed at Parvati’s stupidity.
Camp life was boring. Noticing how long the episode was already, production decided to skip it.
At TC things were calm. Nobody spoke up and things appeared to be pretty straightforward. 2 votes came in for DDL, then 2 votes for Whitney and finally.. another vote for DDL? A shocked DDL stands up, but then turns around and tells Kelly to go instead. A saddened Kelly grabs her torch and hands it over to Amanda, who snuffs it. Someone is smirking.
DDL – Whitney, Anthony, Chelsea
Whitney – DDL, Kelly
Kelly quits.
Episode 5 - "A True Angel"
Michangel Tribe – Michangel, Brenda, Parvati, Misty, Sandra, Lex
The other Tribe – DDL, Chelsea, Anthony, Whitney
As TC ended, a fuming DDL stomps off Tribal, not believing what had just happened. Somehow, three votes were cast against her at TC, and she didn’t know who the fuck was that goddamn third vote. She was gonna find that person, confront her, and show everyone who the true BOSS was. Unfortunately, she just couldn’t figure it out. Kelly obviously voted with her, Anthony and Whitney against her.. but who the fuck was the third vote?! It must’ve been some kind of secret power, and she was ready to use it too.
The next day, the two tribes, who were anxiously awaiting for a merge, were called to the beach. In a shocking announcement, Amanda said the two tribes wouldn’t merge this round. However, one person from the Michangel tribe would have the option to mutiny to the other tribe, at the cost of having one more vote cast against them at the next TC. In a risky move, Michangel raised her hand, swapping tribes.
Back at the Michangel tribe, Parvati was having a meltdown as her target escaped. However, she remembered Brenda’s words quite clearly. Michangel had a pregame with that pussy LEX, and now they were on the same tribe. He was gonna go down in the most humiliating way possible, and she was gonna laugh in his face. Meanwhile, her target was in the woods. Alone. Until he heard someone in the bushes, and suddenly turned around. It was Sandra, coming back from work. As she saw Lex crying in the corner, as a complete and utter trainwreck, she was turned on. Being the "FURTHEST THING" from a trainwreck herself, she knew that opposites always attract, and boy did Lex and his pussy manners turn her on. Mhm, they were gonna do bad bad things, and she would enjoy it. Lex screamed.
On the other tribe, Michangel was the newcomer. She was just SO OVER her old tribe, and didn’t give a fuck if she had another vote cast against her, or two, or three, she needed to get the fuck outta there. Fortunately, chaos reigned in the other tribe’s camp. Anthony was furiously destroying the shelter, practicing his moves for the next brawl upcoming challenge. DDL was anxiously searching for any hint of this secret power that had nearly taken her out at the last TC, and Whitney.. Whitney wasn’t happy with Michangel’s arrival. The bitch had orchestrated her humiliating exit in Turkey and she was gonna get sweet sweet revenge. It was only a matter of how to do it.
At the challenge, the two tribes were stunned by the latest twist. They would compete for Immunity, but the winning tribe would also attend TC and vote. Basically it was like a merge with half the people immune. The two tribes would compete in a memory puzzle, run back to the mat and all that shit. As the other tribe was ready for Anthony to win it for them, they were stunned to see him stand still, not moving. In a massive upset, the Michangel tribe won, sending the other 5 to TC.
Back at camp, Parvati was happy. She had reminded Anthony of the way Michangel sent Yau packing round 1, making him throw the challenge. She was ready to vote the Angel’s ass off, and there was no escaping for her from this. As Michangel laid on the beach, the rest of the tribe came together, deciding to unanimously vote the best winner ever out. The audience weeped as the show was broadcast, but everyone knew it had to be done.
At TC, Michangel had lost her spirit. She was surrounded by jealous haters, people who couldn’t deal with her star power, and she just couldn’t take it anymore. In an ispirational message of hope, she told her fellow competitors to respect each other and LOVE, which is what the world needs. A crying Brenda realized that Michangel was the first person she had ever felt something for, and had a mental breakdown when she realized what she had done to her. Michangel now had to go home, and they would never meet up again. At the end of her monologue, Michangel forgave Parvati for her betrayal, and told her she held no harm against anyone, but she was misjudged. She never had that pregame with Lex, and her loyalties always were with the princess. As the entire tribe, staff and audience cried, the votes were read, and a beautiful Michangel was voted out unanimously. A tearful Brenda couldn’t stand what she had done to her idol, and knowing they would both be in the jury house together for at least three days, she decided to quit, and leave the tribe for the greater good. Michangel had left the building, and nothing really mattered anymore.
Michangel – Everyone
Brenda - Michangel
Brenda quits.
Episode 6 - "wtf"
Emotionally destroyed by the previous episode, the editors barely put any effort in. Anthony won Immunity for his tribe again, and Sandra somehow was voted out.
What the audience didn’t know, was that this was just a carefully executed plan by Amanda, where she would invite Sandra back, have her stay for awhile, and then not even give her the pleasure of seeing herself leave on her boot episode. As Sandra was watching this back at home, everyone laughed at her, she became the joke of Puerto Rico, while Amanda, Michangel, and rest of Planet Earth was giggling at her expense.
Episode 7 - "Evil not triumph"
Michangel Tribe –Parvati, Misty, Lex
The other Tribe – DDL, Chelsea, Anthony, Whitney
Being down to 7, and after the SHOCKING TC where Sandra left, the competitors were tired and stressed. Unfortunately for them, they are ALL STARS, which means they would never be able to get a break. The day after TC the two tribes are called to the challenge beach, where its finally announced that they are.. PLAYING A BIG BROTHER ROUND. The 7 stars are stunned to hear these news, expecting the merge to finally be announced. But this is Survivor: Unfair Game, not rocket science. The 7 competitors now had to compete in the HoH competition, which was literally a shit stirring competition. The 7 all stars had to stir a pot of shit the fastest possible, and the one who did would win power. Misty, with no effort at all, won the competition, as it fit her assets perfectly.
Back at camp, Misty had to make the names of the two nominees. Immediately Parvati approached the HoH to have safety for herself and Lex, who she had misjudged previously, by attacking him and Michangel. Misty obviously agreed, telling her how they were good people and would have to stick together. Unfortunately for Parvati, Misty thought differently in her confessional:
“Parvati is whore, she bad person and Lex is crying baby who no morals. They untrustworthy I know that, MT again”
DDL, on the other hand, knew how Misty’s had worked, so she confronted her in the garden (aka beach) telling her to PUT HER ON THE BLOCK AND SEND HER ASS PACKING. Misty obviously agreed to her requests, but she thought differently in her confessional:
“DDL wants me put up her, but no not doing that, she is trying control me but HA! Thinks I’m stupid?!”
At the nomination ceremony, Parvati and Lex were stunned to see their names nominated, as they were granted safety by a lying Misty.
At the PoV everyone competed. It was a majority rules competition.
“Who is the biggest slut in the game?”
Whitney: Whitney
Anthony: Whitney
Lex: Whitney
Misty: Whitney
DDL: Whitney
Parvati: Whitney
No one eliminated.
“Who is the best winner ever?”
Whitney: Myself
Anthony: Yau ily
Lex: DDL
Misty: Myself
DDL: Myself
Parvati: Myself
Anthony and Lex were out.
“Who is the biggest bitch in the game?”
Whitney: Misty
Misty: Jenna
DDL: Misty
Parvati: Misty
Misty was eliminated.
“Who is going to win this game?”
Whitney: Michangel
DDL: Myself
Parvati: Michangel
DDL was out.
In the tiebreaker challenge, Whitney and Parvati had to answer a question by giving a number and not going over.
“How many tears were shed after Michangel’s departure?”
Whitney: Infinity.
Parvati: 1,000,000,000
And just like that, WHITNEY WINS THE POV.
At the PoV ceremony, Whitney ordered Lex to get on his knees and lick her toes to get himself off the block, which he did, but she still decided not to use it, laughing in his face. With only three voters, Parvati approached DDL and Anthony to divide the unseparable alliance between Lex and Whitney, to which they agreed, as they were scared that the showmance would get to the final 2.
At the eviction ceremony, 2 votes came in for Lex.. and 2 for Parvati. DDL, Parvati and Anthony were stunned by the outcome, and DDL justified it by saying that the same happened a couple of rounds ago, it must be part of some kind of twist. Misty, as the HoH, had to break the tie, and in a shocking decision..
“Parvati you good woman, very loyal, good person. Lex, you traitor bastard, bad and ugly inside out, I hate you never talk. Parvati sorry evict you”.
The pregame alliance slayer was stunned and had to leave the beach, in tears over this decision.
Parvati – Whitney, Chelsea (+ Misty)
Lex – DDL, Anthony
Episode 8 - "You're a WOODEN SPOON"
Merged tribe? – DDL, Anthony, Misty, Whitney, Chelsea, Lex
A dumbfounded DDL and Anthony returned at camp, shocked to see Parvati leave in such an unexpected way. They thought they had the majority of the votes, but were shocked by the outcome at the Eviction Ceremony. Especially by Misty’s decision, as she had gone against what “the house” wanted. DDL immediately decided to confront her, yelling at her for being a wooden spoon, so two-faced and filthy everyone could see right through it. Misty didn’t answer the attacks, just staring ahead and saying “whatever” once in awhile. She did express her thought in the confessional though:
“DDL hate me, Anthony hate me, they not good people, but I try play strategy, so got to align with them, try play nice with Whitney and Lex but vote out!!”
At the tribe beach, Amanda finally announced the merge, and the tribe decided to call itself “Angels In Our Heart”.
Back at camp, Whitney was controlling Lex’s every action. The bastard had now lost his mind, doing whatever his kind-of-girlfriend told him to. Whitney found this absolutely hilarious, making him do all kind of weird stuff, and laughing at him with Misty while he was doing this. She then sent him to mock DDL and Anthony, telling them they were the next two to go home and there was nothing they could do about it. However, DDL had a plan, which not only would make them get further, but would wipe that dirty smile off Whitney’s face. Anthony would have to lose the challenge, the other three would vote for him cus it would be the only opportunity to do so, and then she’d give him her idol, voting Whitney out. It was genius, and she was gonna do it.
The challenge was the eat weird stuff thingie. Anthony immediately bowed out, saying he was on a strict diet. Not wanting to look like fat fucks, so did the rest of the women, leaving Lex as the immunity winner.
Back at camp, Whitney, Lex and Misty were deciding on the target. DDL or Anthony?
At TC, hell broke lose when DDL confronted Whitney on her tyrannical ways, while she just ignored her, having Lex bark at her. Before the votes were cast, Lex gave up immunity to Whitney, making sure she would make funale. Before the votes were read, DDL grabbed one of her nipples and gave it to Anthony, who played it, making him once again immune. After this happened, Lex played his idol, which was the one Misty gave him a couple of episodes back. Misty smirked as he played her fake idol.. until it turned out to be real. Being not so smart, she had forgotten that she had indeed found it inside a tree, and just like that Lex was also immune. Three votes came in for Anthony.. and then three for Lex. Both played idols, so they were immune. The only way to resolve this was to pick rocks.. Misty, DDL and someone else picked, and the purple rock was in the hands of…
DDL. The horse model shook her head and wiped a tear from her cheek, grabbing her torch and leaving TC once and for all.
Anthony – Whitney, Lex, Chelsea
Lex – DDL, Anthony, Misty
FINALE
Who will win?
Lex, the bastard who played the pussy role all game?
Whitney, the dominant dictator, hated by all, loved by no one?
Anthony, the never vulnerable black queer?
Misty, the two faced witch, who made big moves, but at what cost?
or someone else?!
After DDL was sent packing, Amanda announced a shocking twist. The 5 players would vote to decide.. if they wanted to have an Immunity Challenge or not. If they decided not to, their votes would count 0.5. If they decided to play, their votes would count normal.
As Misty and Anthony decided to play, Whitney, Lex and someone else didn’t, effectively removing the IC from the equation.
TC immediately followed, and a tearful Anthony begged Misty to vote with him against Whitney and send her packing. Misty nodded and agreed, but when the votes were read, Anthony was voted out unanimously, the first time he was truly vulnerable.
Anthony – Misty, Whitney, Lex, Chelsea
Whitney – Anthony
Back at camp, Misty, Lex and Whitney were celebrating their arrival at the final 3, only to be shocked by another announcement. They would have to compete in the final Immunity Challenge before FTC. A stunned Misty knew she had to win and break up Lexney, or she would be heading home.
The FIC was endurance. They would have to hold up poles as longer as possible without falling. After 5 minutes Whitney got bored and quit, followed closely by someone else, leaving Lex and Misty to fight it out.
After hours and hours of endurance, the bastard outlasted the underdog and Misty won immunity.
Back at camp, the vote was in Misty’s hand. Either send the terrible dictator home, or the spineless pussy who was lead around everywhere. They both pledged to be sent home, but Misty wasn’t convinced. Her HEART knew what had to be done, and she would follow it.
At TC, everyone was expecting a tearful moment between Lexney, but it never happened. As the votes came in, one vote was for Whitney, one for Lex. The.. next two were both for the last winner standing, Lex, and he was sent packing.
Lex – Whitney, Lex, Misty
Whitney – Chelsea
As the TC ended, Amanda congratulated the final three on managing to get this far. As she said final three, both Whitney and Misty were surprised, expecting a new twist. There was no twist though. Only someone else. In fact, Amanda asked Chelsea to start everything with her opening statement, and after 39 days everyone noticed her. She had played the ultimate UTR game, and was now in the final three. Misty and Whitney were stunned, especially cus they let such a big threat in the finals with them.
Chelsea started by saying how she had seen the big threats all go after each other, so she decided to stay quiet and be cute. This way everyone would target each other while she slided by. It worked and no one ever voted for her, and she was in the final three.
Whitney was next, and started insulting the jurors one after another, claiming she had played the best game ever, and that the social part wasn’t important at all, at the end of the day it was strategy that got you to the end.
Finally, Misty closed the opening statements, talking about how she played with her heart, bringing the good people to the end, and that now she had faith in humanity after she had met some terrible people in AS2. The jury collectively rolled their eyes.
First up was Anthony, who asked to Misty why she had to lie constantly to everyone. Misty answered by saying that she had been nothing but honest, and if he didn’t believe that it was because he didn’t want to.
Next was Sandra, but the editing team cut her question.
After Sandra came Lex, who asked Whitney if there was anything real in their relationship. She spit in his face, laughed and simply said No. He was satisfied.
DDL praised Chelsea’s way of playing the game, and said that in her eyes, PERCEPTION IS NOT REALITY. REALITY IS REALITY. And that the reality was that she managed to overcome all obstacles and get to the end without lying or deceiving, or even talking.
Next up was Parvati, who immediately confronted Misty about her pregame with half the cast. Misty said she had to defend the good people before the game started, and it was for the better if she did that. Parvati rolled her eyes and sat down.
The last juror was Michangel, as Brenda was just gonna agree anyways. A tearful Michangel exposed to the jury why life is important and everyone should appreciate it. She was going to change sex for the lolz in a couple of months, and people had to understand that LIFE IS GOOD, you can’t be petty or bitter about a simple game, there are bigger things out there and we need to acknowledge that. The jury wept, as did Amanda, and the final three, except Misty.
Once Michangel finished, the jurors started voting. DDL voted Chelsea, praising her clean game and big moves. Lex voted for Whitney, asking her to marry him in the voting parchment. The other votes were kept secret.
Back in LA, the audience was wild. In was an intense season, full of twists and turns, and an exciting final three. But it was time to read the votes..
First vote… Whitney.
Second vote.. Chelsea.
Third vote… Whitney.
Fourth vote.. Chelsea.
Fifth vote.. Whitney.
Sixth vote.. and winner of Survivor: UNFAIR GAME..
WHITNEY DUNCAN!
In a 5-2-0 vote, Whitney was the winner of Survivor: UG, playing a masterful game, which was recognized by her competitors.
Whitney – Michangel, Brenda, Sandra, Parvati, Lex
Chelsea – DDL, Anthony
Misty - //
hope you liked it <3 I spent lotsa time on it <3 xoxo
“Sup?”
Michangel Chase was bored by life. Not even winning both Turkey and AS2 had made her fulfilled, and, to be honest, she didn’t know if she ever would be. Ok, she liked going to the clubz and drinking her way to some hot guy’s (or chick’s) bed, but it was just like, eh, she was kinda over it by now. Nothing really challenged her anymore, nothing really MATTERED.
“Amanda, I already told you I’m not gonna play UG, its unfair for the rest of the cast to play against me, I’d like for them to stand a shot”
Amanda once again was asking for her to play on her last installment, but it wasn’t gonna happen. Michangel was a sweet and caring individual, she didn’t want a third million in her bank account, she just didn’t need it. Someone else, like that poor chick Sandra, obviously would need it more, so she couldn’t play and feel good about it.
Or at least, that’s the reason everyone knew. At the end of the day, playing again didn’t make her tingle, and she had no spark or desire.
“I’m sorry babes, I have to say no, you know I’m a caring and generous individual, I cant play again, I just cant ;_;”
“No Amanda, THERE’S NOTHING YOU WILL SAY THAT WILL MAKE ME PLAY OK?”
“Omg, I know I’m a star but this is getting kinda awk. AMANDA, YOUR GAMES DON’T CHALLENGE ME ANYMORE, I’M NOT GONNA PLAY, OK?”
“Huh?”
“That’s interesting..”
“Mmmm”
“Oh God, I guess I’m in then?”
SURVIVOR:
The cast:
Jenna Morasca, Soccer Mom
“Oh honey, I’m so glad I’m back, I’m older now and wiser, but I still believe that Good can overcome Evil, in one way or another :’)”
Sierra Reed, Part Time Drug Addict, Full Time Moron
“its like where am i? need crack, somethi not to eat, need tah smoke, gimme sum ass”
Candice Woodcock, Businesswoman
“Win”
Danielle Di Lorenzo, Top Model
“mpmhfmhsu*inaudible noise*”
Lex Van de Berghe, Street Artist
“I am the ULTIMATE Bastard, nothing scares me, nothing will come between me and my million dollars”
Parvati Shallow, Life Coach
“so I was like hey gurl hey ya gotta change your life, make it count, win against those GODDAMN PREGAME ALLIANCES, and succeed ^_^ I did ^_^”
Michangel Chase, Winner
“I’m baaaaaaaaaaack bithcezzzzzzz”
Kelly Wigglesworth, Clone
“Where’s DDL?”
Yau Man Chan, Tranny
“It was a long road, but now I’ve finally become what I dearly wanted when I was younger ;_; An old, saggy, Asian man. Dream come true”
Misty Giles, Actress
“Oh hiiiiii I love makeup you! *turns around* hate it she just bad people I hate she must hate me too *turns around* hey you wanna be BF with me?”
Brenda Lowe, Wannabe Superstar
“yolo I was like the second boot of AS2, but omg I was like michangel is so hot I need to play with her so yolo im here lol”
Chelsea Meissner, …?
“^_^”
Alex Angarita, Garbage Collector
“I was voted out of AS2 because I had everyone under control. I was voted out of Turkey because people were scared. I AM the ultimate power player”
Anthony Robinson, Statue
“nxt challenge is at 9 pm est sorry I gotta concentrate”
Sandra Diaz-Twine, Fodder
“What the hell am I even doing here? Amanda, I have a job, you cannot put challenges from 3 AM EST to 11.30 PM EST IS THIS CLEAR?”
Whitney Duncan, WTF Casting Choice
“fuckin fuckers trying to fuck with me fuckity fuck”
Episode 1 - "I'm a star.. you're.. not"
As the 16 Ultimate Gamers get off the airplane, Amanda is awaiting them on the beach. They will be tested in the most extreme and volatile game yet, where nothing, and by nothing I mean NOTHING, is fair.
As the sixteen competitors get on the mat, Amanda immediately announces the first twist. In a never before seen twist, the 16 competitors will immediately attend Tribal Council, where one of them will be voted out. They only have one hour to strategize, and then they will immediately have to vote.
As soon as the game starts, Sandra is nowhere to be found. She left a note on the mat saying she had “some important duty to attend *rolls eyes* PS: vote michangel” effectively trying to swing the vote against her archnemesis.
Thankfully, Michangel wasn’t scared. After a few seconds, Brenda was immediately at her feet, trying to fit in. She started mocking her competitors, talking about her latest fucks, and just wanting to be liked by her idol. But Michangel didn’t like tryhards. She hated them.
As Sierra is randomly dozing off in the woods, looking for some goddamn booze to get on, Candice, DDL, Kelly and someone else reunite, being good friends outside the game. Unfortunately, as DDL tries to tell the other two about the boot target, her boobs get in the way and the other two don’t understand what the fuck she’s saying. The vote is still up in the air. However, someone saw them talk. Someone knew about their pregame alliance.
Being a caring and gentle soul, Jenna immediately started looking for her fellow good players, but then she met up with Misty. As the two started talking, Jenna immediately noticed that there was something wrong going with this girl. Something in her eyes just didn’t feel right, and Jenna desperately wanted to hug someone, but she knew. She knew that if she did.. nothing would be the same anymore.
As the vote was still up in the air, the 15 + Sandra All Stars had to attend TC. In an unexpected move, Whitney starts randomly calling people out, hoping to get the target off her back, but effectively putting it on her. Target of her attacks seems to be Lex, the bastard, who just ignores her and stares ahead.
As the votes come in, an emotional Yau decides to quit because he forgot his hormones back at home. As Anthony cries and vows revenge on Michangel for sending him home, the first All Star of the game leaves the building.
But the vote still stands. Before the votes are read, Anthony announces he’s immune, as he had a spare immunity necklace back at home and had brought it in the game. As the votes come in, they’re all over the place. 1 vote Lex, 1 vote Parvati, 1 vote Jenna, 2 votes Misty, 2 votes Michangel, 3 votes Alex, and with 5 votes, its Candice whose sent packing in a shocking vote. Stunned that she has to go home first again, she calls out DDL for not being clear on her intentions in the vote, while Parvati smirks, knowing she has begun defeating the evil pregame alliance.
Candice – Michangel, Parvati, Brenda, Sierra, Alex
Michangel – Anthony, Sandra
Alex – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea
Misty – Jenna, Lex
Jenna – Misty
Parvati – Candice
Lex – Whitney
Episode 2 - "WHY IS SHE SO MEAN TO ME ;_;"
Back at camp, the newfound alliance of Michangel, Parvati, Brenda, Sierra and Alex celebrate their victory against the queen bitches. In a confessional, Alex expresses how he controlled the vote and managed to blindside one of the greatest players ever, when, in actuality, he had just randomly voted Candice.
Unfortunately, someone wasn’t feeling so great. After being attacked by Whitney at TC, Lex ran into the woods, and started violently crying. He didn’t understand why someone had to be SO MEAN TO HIM, and being a sensible lil man, he couldn’t take it anymore. As he loudly sobs behind the bushes, Misty approaches him, as she heard his moans from camp. He starts hugging him and comforting him, only to express her true thoughts in the confessional:
“He is manipulative, very bad man, I need take him out so good people prevail, it happen, Lex will go”.
The 14 remaining players get called to the challenge beach, where they are hit with another UNEXPECTED twist. Two people will be randomly picked to be team leaders. They two will fight it out in a challenge, to gain immunity not only for themselves, but for their future tribe too. In fact, after the challenge is over, the two leaders will then pick their tribe pick’em style, and the tribe of the losing leader will attend TC.
The two random leaders picked are..
Sierra and Michangel.
The two will have to fight in the hardest challenge yet.. Drink two bottles of water.
Immediately Michangel refuses to do so, as she just isn’t into that shit. Sierra, in the meanwhile, just dozes off, and faints on the challenge beach. As the two competitors are unable to complete the challenge, Amanda decides to send both tribes at TC, as she was planning a double boot anyways.
As Sierra is unconscious on the beach, its Michangels turn to pick her own tribe, dividing them up this way:
Michangel Tribe: Michangel, Brenda, Alex, Anthony, Sandra, Jenna, Misty
The other Tribe: Sierra, Parvati, DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney
As the Michangel tribe gets back at camp, strategies immediately start to form. Sandra immediately confronts Michangel about her lack of effort in the challenge, when, in reality, she wasn’t able to attend the challenge due to “real life matters, OK?!”. Michangel just ignores her, which sends her craycray as she wanders off camp, never to be seen again (k until next episode maybe).
Meanwhile, Brenda starts noticing how close Michangel and Alex are, making her feel mad jealous. She doesn’t understand why Mich keeps ignoring her, and wants to get her heart back. As a matter of fact, Michangel had had enough of that tryhardish loser, and was gonna vote her ass off at TC, with the rest of the tribe. Obviously, Alex believes this was all his plan.
Right before they left for TC, drama erupted at camp, when Misty sneakily hugged Jenna, causing the latter’s meltdown. Jenna just couldn’t stand the negative energy this chick brought to her, believing her morals would be affected by it. As the other tribemates tried to comfort her, Misty just grinned in the background, knowing her plan had worked.
At TC, the tribe was unusually quiet. Bored by this, Amanda asked them to vote, but just before that happened, Anthony declared he was immune as he drank those two bottles of water at the challenge.
Right before the votes were read, Brenda stood up and played a DOUBLE IMMUNITY IDOL on herself and Michangel. As Amanda accepted it, Michangel was raging, knowing the bitch just wouldn’t fuck off once and for all.
As the votes came in, a shocked Brenda was elated to know that she had just saved her ass. The first 5 votes were all for her. However, the last two obviously weren’t. It was one vote for Jenna, one vote for Misty. Just before the revote was done, Misty started crying violently, saying that her entire family had cancer and she needed that million dollars to cure all of them. Even though nobody believed her, Jenna was still the biggest threat, and in the revote she was voted out unanimously.
Brenda – Michangel, Alex, Anthony, Sandra, Jenna
Misty – Brenda
Jenna – Misty
Revote:
Jenna – Michangel, Alex, Anthony, Sandra, Brenda
At the other tribe, things were getting tense. Sierra, completely out of it, blabs to DDL (and consequently Kelly) about the plan to destroy pregame alliances spearheaded by Parvati. This makes DDL (and consequently Kelly) proper mad, as its in “their right” to do whatever they want before the game starts. DDL subsequently tries to confront Parvati about it, but her boobs get into the way, making the whole thing very one-sided, as Parvati just couldn’t understand WTF Danielle was all about. However, she was threatened by her giant nipples, and she knew something had to be done about it. She gathered Sierra, Lex and Whitney to vote together and vote out their biggest threat. However, as soon as Lex saw Whitney, he immediately started having a meltdown, bringing up traumas of the past, during high school, where he was bullied by the mean girls for being fat. Even though Parvati tried to calm him down, Whitney laughed in his face, scaring him away for good.
At TC, the atmosphere was very tense. Parvati was trying to make sure Sierra would wake up and vote for DDL, while Lex was in a corner sobbing violently, while Kelly agreed to whatever DDL said. As the votes came in, 3 were for DDL, but the last 4 were for Sierra, as she selfvoted herself out of the game, too drugged up to even vote.
Sierra – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Sierra
DDL – Lex, Whitney, Parvati
Episode 3 - "I finally have POWER"
Michangel Tribe – Michangel, Brenda, Alex, Misty, Sandra, Anthony
The other Tribe – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney, Parvati
As the two TCs ended, Amanda immediately called back the All Stars to announce another surprise twist. The two tribes would have to vote for someone on the other tribe to come over, where they will be permanently switched, but have immunity for one round. Parvati immediately raised her hand and was granted her wish, while Alex was shocked when he was sent over to the other tribe “against his wishes”, but actually it was all part of “his master plan”.
After TC, Brenda immediately talked to Michangel about the vote, thinking the two of them had respectively voted for Jenna and Misty. However, Michangel had had ENOUGH of the wannabe, telling her exactly what went down and how the plan to send her packing was actually spearheaded by Michangel herself. Stunned by the news, Brenda angrily walked off, looking for Sandra to bitch about Michangel with her, but, obviously, Sandra was at work. So Brenda was left alone.
At the other tribe, DDL, Kelly and someone else met in the woods, celebrating their success in the game, as they sent Sierra home the round before with a minority of the votes cast. As DDL confirmed Whitney as their next biggest threat, Kelly nodded and agreed with everything she said while someone else was just standing there looking cute.
At the IC another twist was revealed. If the Immunity holders gave up Immunity, their votes would be doubled, effectively granting them more power than anyone else on the tribe. After the announcement the challenge was announced. The two tribes had to gather pieces of a puz- but before Amanda could finish speaking, Anthony was already done, winning Immunity for his tribe.
At the other tribe, Alex had hatched a plan. Knowing that DDL had both Kelly and someone else under her tits control, he would give up immunity, vote with Whitney/Lex and send DDL packing. This would be his award winning move, and would effectively make him win a million dollars. He gathered both Whitney and Lex together, and while she was screaming at a sobbing bastard, he carefully explained his plan.
Unfortunately, neither of them understood what the fuck he was talking about, making them only more suspicious of his weasel ways.
At TC, Amanda asked a few boring questions, and then asked to Alex if he wanted to give up Immunity. He decided to give it up and double his vote, stunning DDL and her slaves. As two votes came in for DDL, Alex was elated his plan had worked. Unfortunately, the last five votes were all for him, and he was sent home.
Alex – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney
DDL – Alex x2
Episode 4 - "Just go"
Michangel Tribe – Michangel, Brenda, Parvati, Misty, Sandra, Anthony
The other Tribe – DDL, Kelly, Chelsea, Lex, Whitney
Once again, at treemail, tribemates were asked if someone wanted to switch tribes and gain Immunity. At the other tribe, Whitney had had enough of Lex’s costant whining, so she sent him over. On the other tribe, Anthony felt unsafe without Immunity around his neck, so he swapped.
Back at the Michangel tribe, Misty immediately comforted Lex for coming over and getting away from Whitney. What he didn’t know was that she was actually setting him up to fail. She placed a fake immunity idol in his pocket while she was hugging him, hoping it would cause drama and confusion among the tribe. Meanwhile, the war between Michangel and Brenda wasn’t over. Michangel couldn’t stand the fake anymore, while Brenda was butthurt and couldn’t deal with the fact that she wasn’t corresponded. As the two were fighting in camp, Parvati came to her BFF Michangel’s rescue, but, noticing this, Brenda called Michangel out on her pregame alliance with Lex, which was a blatant lie. However, Parvati believed this. Enraged by these news, the pregame-slayer took Brenda’s defenses, putting Michangel in a dangerous place to be in.
At the other tribe, Whitney was the next one on the chopping block, but she just didn’t care. Instead, she decided it was time to fuck someone’s brain out, and being only into dick, she placed her sights on Anthony, who was fug, but was black, and well.. you know what I’m referring to. But he obviously didn’t care one bit. As she tried to seduce him, the guy didn’t even look at her, effectively ignoring whatever she did.
Meanwhile, DDL was content with her place on the tribe. She had her two minions, and could do whatever she wanted. She had even found the idol on day1, but nobody noticed it, as she placed it on one of her tits instead of a nipple. She had completely control and nothing could go wrong.
The challenge this time around was pretty straightforward. The first person to raise their hand would lose Immunity for their tribe. As soon as she said this, Parvati immediately raised her, knowing justice had to be done. Unfortunately, Amanda had misread the rules, and she meant to say that the first person to raise their hand would WIN Immunity for their tribe. This meant the other tribe would once again go to TC. Michangel laughed at Parvati’s stupidity.
Camp life was boring. Noticing how long the episode was already, production decided to skip it.
At TC things were calm. Nobody spoke up and things appeared to be pretty straightforward. 2 votes came in for DDL, then 2 votes for Whitney and finally.. another vote for DDL? A shocked DDL stands up, but then turns around and tells Kelly to go instead. A saddened Kelly grabs her torch and hands it over to Amanda, who snuffs it. Someone is smirking.
DDL – Whitney, Anthony, Chelsea
Whitney – DDL, Kelly
Kelly quits.
Episode 5 - "A True Angel"
Michangel Tribe – Michangel, Brenda, Parvati, Misty, Sandra, Lex
The other Tribe – DDL, Chelsea, Anthony, Whitney
As TC ended, a fuming DDL stomps off Tribal, not believing what had just happened. Somehow, three votes were cast against her at TC, and she didn’t know who the fuck was that goddamn third vote. She was gonna find that person, confront her, and show everyone who the true BOSS was. Unfortunately, she just couldn’t figure it out. Kelly obviously voted with her, Anthony and Whitney against her.. but who the fuck was the third vote?! It must’ve been some kind of secret power, and she was ready to use it too.
The next day, the two tribes, who were anxiously awaiting for a merge, were called to the beach. In a shocking announcement, Amanda said the two tribes wouldn’t merge this round. However, one person from the Michangel tribe would have the option to mutiny to the other tribe, at the cost of having one more vote cast against them at the next TC. In a risky move, Michangel raised her hand, swapping tribes.
Back at the Michangel tribe, Parvati was having a meltdown as her target escaped. However, she remembered Brenda’s words quite clearly. Michangel had a pregame with that pussy LEX, and now they were on the same tribe. He was gonna go down in the most humiliating way possible, and she was gonna laugh in his face. Meanwhile, her target was in the woods. Alone. Until he heard someone in the bushes, and suddenly turned around. It was Sandra, coming back from work. As she saw Lex crying in the corner, as a complete and utter trainwreck, she was turned on. Being the "FURTHEST THING" from a trainwreck herself, she knew that opposites always attract, and boy did Lex and his pussy manners turn her on. Mhm, they were gonna do bad bad things, and she would enjoy it. Lex screamed.
On the other tribe, Michangel was the newcomer. She was just SO OVER her old tribe, and didn’t give a fuck if she had another vote cast against her, or two, or three, she needed to get the fuck outta there. Fortunately, chaos reigned in the other tribe’s camp. Anthony was furiously destroying the shelter, practicing his moves for the next brawl upcoming challenge. DDL was anxiously searching for any hint of this secret power that had nearly taken her out at the last TC, and Whitney.. Whitney wasn’t happy with Michangel’s arrival. The bitch had orchestrated her humiliating exit in Turkey and she was gonna get sweet sweet revenge. It was only a matter of how to do it.
At the challenge, the two tribes were stunned by the latest twist. They would compete for Immunity, but the winning tribe would also attend TC and vote. Basically it was like a merge with half the people immune. The two tribes would compete in a memory puzzle, run back to the mat and all that shit. As the other tribe was ready for Anthony to win it for them, they were stunned to see him stand still, not moving. In a massive upset, the Michangel tribe won, sending the other 5 to TC.
Back at camp, Parvati was happy. She had reminded Anthony of the way Michangel sent Yau packing round 1, making him throw the challenge. She was ready to vote the Angel’s ass off, and there was no escaping for her from this. As Michangel laid on the beach, the rest of the tribe came together, deciding to unanimously vote the best winner ever out. The audience weeped as the show was broadcast, but everyone knew it had to be done.
At TC, Michangel had lost her spirit. She was surrounded by jealous haters, people who couldn’t deal with her star power, and she just couldn’t take it anymore. In an ispirational message of hope, she told her fellow competitors to respect each other and LOVE, which is what the world needs. A crying Brenda realized that Michangel was the first person she had ever felt something for, and had a mental breakdown when she realized what she had done to her. Michangel now had to go home, and they would never meet up again. At the end of her monologue, Michangel forgave Parvati for her betrayal, and told her she held no harm against anyone, but she was misjudged. She never had that pregame with Lex, and her loyalties always were with the princess. As the entire tribe, staff and audience cried, the votes were read, and a beautiful Michangel was voted out unanimously. A tearful Brenda couldn’t stand what she had done to her idol, and knowing they would both be in the jury house together for at least three days, she decided to quit, and leave the tribe for the greater good. Michangel had left the building, and nothing really mattered anymore.
Michangel – Everyone
Brenda - Michangel
Brenda quits.
Episode 6 - "wtf"
Emotionally destroyed by the previous episode, the editors barely put any effort in. Anthony won Immunity for his tribe again, and Sandra somehow was voted out.
What the audience didn’t know, was that this was just a carefully executed plan by Amanda, where she would invite Sandra back, have her stay for awhile, and then not even give her the pleasure of seeing herself leave on her boot episode. As Sandra was watching this back at home, everyone laughed at her, she became the joke of Puerto Rico, while Amanda, Michangel, and rest of Planet Earth was giggling at her expense.
Episode 7 - "Evil not triumph"
Michangel Tribe –Parvati, Misty, Lex
The other Tribe – DDL, Chelsea, Anthony, Whitney
Being down to 7, and after the SHOCKING TC where Sandra left, the competitors were tired and stressed. Unfortunately for them, they are ALL STARS, which means they would never be able to get a break. The day after TC the two tribes are called to the challenge beach, where its finally announced that they are.. PLAYING A BIG BROTHER ROUND. The 7 stars are stunned to hear these news, expecting the merge to finally be announced. But this is Survivor: Unfair Game, not rocket science. The 7 competitors now had to compete in the HoH competition, which was literally a shit stirring competition. The 7 all stars had to stir a pot of shit the fastest possible, and the one who did would win power. Misty, with no effort at all, won the competition, as it fit her assets perfectly.
Back at camp, Misty had to make the names of the two nominees. Immediately Parvati approached the HoH to have safety for herself and Lex, who she had misjudged previously, by attacking him and Michangel. Misty obviously agreed, telling her how they were good people and would have to stick together. Unfortunately for Parvati, Misty thought differently in her confessional:
“Parvati is whore, she bad person and Lex is crying baby who no morals. They untrustworthy I know that, MT again”
DDL, on the other hand, knew how Misty’s had worked, so she confronted her in the garden (aka beach) telling her to PUT HER ON THE BLOCK AND SEND HER ASS PACKING. Misty obviously agreed to her requests, but she thought differently in her confessional:
“DDL wants me put up her, but no not doing that, she is trying control me but HA! Thinks I’m stupid?!”
At the nomination ceremony, Parvati and Lex were stunned to see their names nominated, as they were granted safety by a lying Misty.
At the PoV everyone competed. It was a majority rules competition.
“Who is the biggest slut in the game?”
Whitney: Whitney
Anthony: Whitney
Lex: Whitney
Misty: Whitney
DDL: Whitney
Parvati: Whitney
No one eliminated.
“Who is the best winner ever?”
Whitney: Myself
Anthony: Yau ily
Lex: DDL
Misty: Myself
DDL: Myself
Parvati: Myself
Anthony and Lex were out.
“Who is the biggest bitch in the game?”
Whitney: Misty
Misty: Jenna
DDL: Misty
Parvati: Misty
Misty was eliminated.
“Who is going to win this game?”
Whitney: Michangel
DDL: Myself
Parvati: Michangel
DDL was out.
In the tiebreaker challenge, Whitney and Parvati had to answer a question by giving a number and not going over.
“How many tears were shed after Michangel’s departure?”
Whitney: Infinity.
Parvati: 1,000,000,000
And just like that, WHITNEY WINS THE POV.
At the PoV ceremony, Whitney ordered Lex to get on his knees and lick her toes to get himself off the block, which he did, but she still decided not to use it, laughing in his face. With only three voters, Parvati approached DDL and Anthony to divide the unseparable alliance between Lex and Whitney, to which they agreed, as they were scared that the showmance would get to the final 2.
At the eviction ceremony, 2 votes came in for Lex.. and 2 for Parvati. DDL, Parvati and Anthony were stunned by the outcome, and DDL justified it by saying that the same happened a couple of rounds ago, it must be part of some kind of twist. Misty, as the HoH, had to break the tie, and in a shocking decision..
“Parvati you good woman, very loyal, good person. Lex, you traitor bastard, bad and ugly inside out, I hate you never talk. Parvati sorry evict you”.
The pregame alliance slayer was stunned and had to leave the beach, in tears over this decision.
Parvati – Whitney, Chelsea (+ Misty)
Lex – DDL, Anthony
Episode 8 - "You're a WOODEN SPOON"
Merged tribe? – DDL, Anthony, Misty, Whitney, Chelsea, Lex
A dumbfounded DDL and Anthony returned at camp, shocked to see Parvati leave in such an unexpected way. They thought they had the majority of the votes, but were shocked by the outcome at the Eviction Ceremony. Especially by Misty’s decision, as she had gone against what “the house” wanted. DDL immediately decided to confront her, yelling at her for being a wooden spoon, so two-faced and filthy everyone could see right through it. Misty didn’t answer the attacks, just staring ahead and saying “whatever” once in awhile. She did express her thought in the confessional though:
“DDL hate me, Anthony hate me, they not good people, but I try play strategy, so got to align with them, try play nice with Whitney and Lex but vote out!!”
At the tribe beach, Amanda finally announced the merge, and the tribe decided to call itself “Angels In Our Heart”.
Back at camp, Whitney was controlling Lex’s every action. The bastard had now lost his mind, doing whatever his kind-of-girlfriend told him to. Whitney found this absolutely hilarious, making him do all kind of weird stuff, and laughing at him with Misty while he was doing this. She then sent him to mock DDL and Anthony, telling them they were the next two to go home and there was nothing they could do about it. However, DDL had a plan, which not only would make them get further, but would wipe that dirty smile off Whitney’s face. Anthony would have to lose the challenge, the other three would vote for him cus it would be the only opportunity to do so, and then she’d give him her idol, voting Whitney out. It was genius, and she was gonna do it.
The challenge was the eat weird stuff thingie. Anthony immediately bowed out, saying he was on a strict diet. Not wanting to look like fat fucks, so did the rest of the women, leaving Lex as the immunity winner.
Back at camp, Whitney, Lex and Misty were deciding on the target. DDL or Anthony?
At TC, hell broke lose when DDL confronted Whitney on her tyrannical ways, while she just ignored her, having Lex bark at her. Before the votes were cast, Lex gave up immunity to Whitney, making sure she would make funale. Before the votes were read, DDL grabbed one of her nipples and gave it to Anthony, who played it, making him once again immune. After this happened, Lex played his idol, which was the one Misty gave him a couple of episodes back. Misty smirked as he played her fake idol.. until it turned out to be real. Being not so smart, she had forgotten that she had indeed found it inside a tree, and just like that Lex was also immune. Three votes came in for Anthony.. and then three for Lex. Both played idols, so they were immune. The only way to resolve this was to pick rocks.. Misty, DDL and someone else picked, and the purple rock was in the hands of…
DDL. The horse model shook her head and wiped a tear from her cheek, grabbing her torch and leaving TC once and for all.
Anthony – Whitney, Lex, Chelsea
Lex – DDL, Anthony, Misty
FINALE
Who will win?
Lex, the bastard who played the pussy role all game?
Whitney, the dominant dictator, hated by all, loved by no one?
Anthony, the never vulnerable black queer?
Misty, the two faced witch, who made big moves, but at what cost?
or someone else?!
After DDL was sent packing, Amanda announced a shocking twist. The 5 players would vote to decide.. if they wanted to have an Immunity Challenge or not. If they decided not to, their votes would count 0.5. If they decided to play, their votes would count normal.
As Misty and Anthony decided to play, Whitney, Lex and someone else didn’t, effectively removing the IC from the equation.
TC immediately followed, and a tearful Anthony begged Misty to vote with him against Whitney and send her packing. Misty nodded and agreed, but when the votes were read, Anthony was voted out unanimously, the first time he was truly vulnerable.
Anthony – Misty, Whitney, Lex, Chelsea
Whitney – Anthony
Back at camp, Misty, Lex and Whitney were celebrating their arrival at the final 3, only to be shocked by another announcement. They would have to compete in the final Immunity Challenge before FTC. A stunned Misty knew she had to win and break up Lexney, or she would be heading home.
The FIC was endurance. They would have to hold up poles as longer as possible without falling. After 5 minutes Whitney got bored and quit, followed closely by someone else, leaving Lex and Misty to fight it out.
After hours and hours of endurance, the bastard outlasted the underdog and Misty won immunity.
Back at camp, the vote was in Misty’s hand. Either send the terrible dictator home, or the spineless pussy who was lead around everywhere. They both pledged to be sent home, but Misty wasn’t convinced. Her HEART knew what had to be done, and she would follow it.
At TC, everyone was expecting a tearful moment between Lexney, but it never happened. As the votes came in, one vote was for Whitney, one for Lex. The.. next two were both for the last winner standing, Lex, and he was sent packing.
Lex – Whitney, Lex, Misty
Whitney – Chelsea
As the TC ended, Amanda congratulated the final three on managing to get this far. As she said final three, both Whitney and Misty were surprised, expecting a new twist. There was no twist though. Only someone else. In fact, Amanda asked Chelsea to start everything with her opening statement, and after 39 days everyone noticed her. She had played the ultimate UTR game, and was now in the final three. Misty and Whitney were stunned, especially cus they let such a big threat in the finals with them.
Chelsea started by saying how she had seen the big threats all go after each other, so she decided to stay quiet and be cute. This way everyone would target each other while she slided by. It worked and no one ever voted for her, and she was in the final three.
Whitney was next, and started insulting the jurors one after another, claiming she had played the best game ever, and that the social part wasn’t important at all, at the end of the day it was strategy that got you to the end.
Finally, Misty closed the opening statements, talking about how she played with her heart, bringing the good people to the end, and that now she had faith in humanity after she had met some terrible people in AS2. The jury collectively rolled their eyes.
First up was Anthony, who asked to Misty why she had to lie constantly to everyone. Misty answered by saying that she had been nothing but honest, and if he didn’t believe that it was because he didn’t want to.
Next was Sandra, but the editing team cut her question.
After Sandra came Lex, who asked Whitney if there was anything real in their relationship. She spit in his face, laughed and simply said No. He was satisfied.
DDL praised Chelsea’s way of playing the game, and said that in her eyes, PERCEPTION IS NOT REALITY. REALITY IS REALITY. And that the reality was that she managed to overcome all obstacles and get to the end without lying or deceiving, or even talking.
Next up was Parvati, who immediately confronted Misty about her pregame with half the cast. Misty said she had to defend the good people before the game started, and it was for the better if she did that. Parvati rolled her eyes and sat down.
The last juror was Michangel, as Brenda was just gonna agree anyways. A tearful Michangel exposed to the jury why life is important and everyone should appreciate it. She was going to change sex for the lolz in a couple of months, and people had to understand that LIFE IS GOOD, you can’t be petty or bitter about a simple game, there are bigger things out there and we need to acknowledge that. The jury wept, as did Amanda, and the final three, except Misty.
Once Michangel finished, the jurors started voting. DDL voted Chelsea, praising her clean game and big moves. Lex voted for Whitney, asking her to marry him in the voting parchment. The other votes were kept secret.
Back in LA, the audience was wild. In was an intense season, full of twists and turns, and an exciting final three. But it was time to read the votes..
First vote… Whitney.
Second vote.. Chelsea.
Third vote… Whitney.
Fourth vote.. Chelsea.
Fifth vote.. Whitney.
Sixth vote.. and winner of Survivor: UNFAIR GAME..
WHITNEY DUNCAN!
In a 5-2-0 vote, Whitney was the winner of Survivor: UG, playing a masterful game, which was recognized by her competitors.
Whitney – Michangel, Brenda, Sandra, Parvati, Lex
Chelsea – DDL, Anthony
Misty - //
hope you liked it <3 I spent lotsa time on it <3 xoxo
