Post by Amanda Kimmel on Feb 27, 2012 1:00:02 GMT -5
SUPER GTI WORLD
It was a beautiful day in GTI Kingdom, and Amanda decided to throw a party. She invited all of her friends to a party on her beautiful, yet generic island.
Amanda and friends.
Amongst these friends, there was also Tyson, Kelly W and Michslut. However, once the party had started Michslut and Tyson were nowhere to be found. Amanda, who has the utmost concern for her friends, ordered a search party immediately! They eventually found Tyson, who was behind a tree and looked upset.
Tyson sad
He eventually told us that Michslut called him a "retard," a term which should not be used. Amanda and Kelly W went to find Michslut. Amanda gave her a warning and the party continued.
However, throughout the party, Kelly W became more and more bothered by Michslut's attack on Tyson. She became so worked up over this, that she went on to yell at her for her actions. This resulted in Michslut firing back, with insults on Kelly W's character.
Michslut being a bitch.
Kelly ready to kick some ass.
These insults caused Michslut to receive another strike, but she didn't take to this one so well. With the snap of a finger, she pulled the entire party into her pocket. A broom appeared, and she soared off into the clouds.
Michslut flying away.
"Thatbwitch," said Kelly W. Only her, Amanda and Tyson remained on the island. They agreed that they must go after her in order to save their friends, and the party. They got into a boat, and took off towards Michslut's evil lair.
Upon approaching the castle, Amanda, KW and Tyson were shocked. It wasn't fashionable, nor evil looking. It was rather drab and archaic.
Michslut's lair.
They entered the lair, and could feel Michslut's enchantments enveloping them. The three were transformed into a single person as they entered the gray, cold castle. The inside was dark.
Amanda, Kelly W and Tyson. Dark.
They progressed down the stairs and made an easy jump over the fire pit. With multiple tubes in the room, the three were confused as to which would lead them closest to Michslut. They saw a pit in the distance, and theorized that traversing the pit would be necessary for progression. They neared the fiery pit.
Fiery pit.
They noticed a raft inside of the fiery pit, and Kelly W's rowing expertise allowed them to easily cross the pit.
"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE REMOVED THE RAFT!" an angered Michslut screamed. The voice was far away, but they could hear it resonating from the nearby tube. They traveled down and pressed forward.
In the following room, everything appeared the same. In the distance, however, there was a floating tube. Amanda, Kelly W and Tyson presumed this tube was the correct choice, and made a beeline for it.
An angry Michslut sent some of her sex slaves to stop Amanda, Kelly W and Tyson.
Michslut's sex slaves.
They were easily dealt with, thanks to a few FIREBOLT FLASHES and the group moved on.
Approaching the floating tube, the trio had no way to reach it. Amanda's knack for design, however, came into play more than expected in this bleak castle. Amanda noticed a piece of cloth floating in the air. She vehemently pulled down the cloth, revealing a block.
A block.
They jumped atop the block, then to the tube, and climbed through to the next room. This next room made Amanda LIVID.
Amanda LIVID. AKA Lividmanda.
There were flying fish everywhere.
Flying fish.
Amanda knew these weren't just any fish though. They were the mascot of the GTI party. THE GTI FISH. Amanda caught one, and tore off the illusion of red scales. She knew her design, because underneath was the GTI Fish. Amanda knew it had to get back to the ocean, and the other flying fish flew in the direction of the correct tube to help the group save not only the party, but the island.
For Narnia! Oh wait...
In the next room, the trio-in-the-form-of-an-Italian-plumber excelled. The GTI Fish helped them swim through the water-fire aquarium, avoiding menacing squid.
Fire. Water. Menacing Squid.
Finally, they knew they had reached the final room. Breaths of fire could be seen, and something so wretched and evil could only be the breath of a morning-after Michslut.
After dealing with some more sex slaves via LEGENDARY LEAP KICKS (not jumping on their heads... no one does that) they made it to Michslut. Her true form was appalling.
Michslut's appalling new form.
She was green, scaly, reptilian, and UGLY. She could breath fire and shoot hammers out of her brain. Amanda, Tyson and Kelly W were worried. They stood back, unsure of what to do. However, they saw a switch on the other side of the bridge on which Michslut stood. The trio took off their hat, and when Michslut jumped, they threw it at the switch. The bridge fell, and Michslut plummeted into a fiery abyss.
After a few minutes, the bridge resurface, and the trio crossed. There, they found a box. Atop the box, a note read.
"Sorry, your party is in another castle!"
Kidding!
They opened the box, and reappeared on the island with everyone. With the friends reunited and Michslut slayed, Kelly W, Tyson and Amanda shared their story of defeating Michslut, and saving GTI.
THE END!
It was a beautiful day in GTI Kingdom, and Amanda decided to throw a party. She invited all of her friends to a party on her beautiful, yet generic island.
Amanda and friends.
Amongst these friends, there was also Tyson, Kelly W and Michslut. However, once the party had started Michslut and Tyson were nowhere to be found. Amanda, who has the utmost concern for her friends, ordered a search party immediately! They eventually found Tyson, who was behind a tree and looked upset.
Tyson sad
He eventually told us that Michslut called him a "retard," a term which should not be used. Amanda and Kelly W went to find Michslut. Amanda gave her a warning and the party continued.
However, throughout the party, Kelly W became more and more bothered by Michslut's attack on Tyson. She became so worked up over this, that she went on to yell at her for her actions. This resulted in Michslut firing back, with insults on Kelly W's character.
Michslut being a bitch.
Kelly ready to kick some ass.
These insults caused Michslut to receive another strike, but she didn't take to this one so well. With the snap of a finger, she pulled the entire party into her pocket. A broom appeared, and she soared off into the clouds.
Michslut flying away.
"That
Upon approaching the castle, Amanda, KW and Tyson were shocked. It wasn't fashionable, nor evil looking. It was rather drab and archaic.
Michslut's lair.
They entered the lair, and could feel Michslut's enchantments enveloping them. The three were transformed into a single person as they entered the gray, cold castle. The inside was dark.
Amanda, Kelly W and Tyson. Dark.
They progressed down the stairs and made an easy jump over the fire pit. With multiple tubes in the room, the three were confused as to which would lead them closest to Michslut. They saw a pit in the distance, and theorized that traversing the pit would be necessary for progression. They neared the fiery pit.
Fiery pit.
They noticed a raft inside of the fiery pit, and Kelly W's rowing expertise allowed them to easily cross the pit.
"I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE REMOVED THE RAFT!" an angered Michslut screamed. The voice was far away, but they could hear it resonating from the nearby tube. They traveled down and pressed forward.
In the following room, everything appeared the same. In the distance, however, there was a floating tube. Amanda, Kelly W and Tyson presumed this tube was the correct choice, and made a beeline for it.
An angry Michslut sent some of her sex slaves to stop Amanda, Kelly W and Tyson.
Michslut's sex slaves.
They were easily dealt with, thanks to a few FIREBOLT FLASHES and the group moved on.
Approaching the floating tube, the trio had no way to reach it. Amanda's knack for design, however, came into play more than expected in this bleak castle. Amanda noticed a piece of cloth floating in the air. She vehemently pulled down the cloth, revealing a block.
A block.
They jumped atop the block, then to the tube, and climbed through to the next room. This next room made Amanda LIVID.
Amanda LIVID. AKA Lividmanda.
There were flying fish everywhere.
Flying fish.
Amanda knew these weren't just any fish though. They were the mascot of the GTI party. THE GTI FISH. Amanda caught one, and tore off the illusion of red scales. She knew her design, because underneath was the GTI Fish. Amanda knew it had to get back to the ocean, and the other flying fish flew in the direction of the correct tube to help the group save not only the party, but the island.
For Narnia! Oh wait...
In the next room, the trio-in-the-form-of-an-Italian-plumber excelled. The GTI Fish helped them swim through the water-fire aquarium, avoiding menacing squid.
Fire. Water. Menacing Squid.
Finally, they knew they had reached the final room. Breaths of fire could be seen, and something so wretched and evil could only be the breath of a morning-after Michslut.
After dealing with some more sex slaves via LEGENDARY LEAP KICKS (not jumping on their heads... no one does that) they made it to Michslut. Her true form was appalling.
Michslut's appalling new form.
She was green, scaly, reptilian, and UGLY. She could breath fire and shoot hammers out of her brain. Amanda, Tyson and Kelly W were worried. They stood back, unsure of what to do. However, they saw a switch on the other side of the bridge on which Michslut stood. The trio took off their hat, and when Michslut jumped, they threw it at the switch. The bridge fell, and Michslut plummeted into a fiery abyss.
After a few minutes, the bridge resurface, and the trio crossed. There, they found a box. Atop the box, a note read.
"Sorry, your party is in another castle!"
Kidding!
They opened the box, and reappeared on the island with everyone. With the friends reunited and Michslut slayed, Kelly W, Tyson and Amanda shared their story of defeating Michslut, and saving GTI.
THE END!
