Post by Amanda Kimmel on Feb 27, 2012 0:59:21 GMT -5
Once upon a time on a mystical and Generic Tropical Island there lived a powerful and stunningly beautiful green eyed goddess. This Island was just one stop of many for the chestnut haired beauty; she was never in one place for too long. She had only just arrived but there was work to be done and no time for rest. The residents of the village did not yet know that she had arrived, but the time to reveal herself was near.
Erik had just placed the parchment that would change the lives of the island residents forever. This was a most exciting time for the Goddess, a new game was about to begin. She smiled softly and adjusted her signature hat before sitting back to wait for the parchment to be discovered.
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Meanwhile, back in the village the Fair Maiden Heidi was enjoying her morning of topless sunbathing and frolicking in the surf. The beach was once a place where families could bring their children for outings, or teenagers could sneak a beer or 2 in the evenings but that day and age had long gone. The Evil Queen had banned all activities even remotely fun immediately following the King’s untimely death. A large wooden sign replaced the volleyball court that read
“By order of Her Royal Highness thou shall not partake in any activity that bring you joy. Any offender shalt lose their head.”
Normally the maiden wouldn’t dare be seen in public enjoying herself but her Majesty had acquired a new Island to add to her growing kingdom and was tied up in negotiations. Heidi located a comfortable looking spot in the sand and leaned over to arrange her beach towel. As she was smoothing out the wrinkle a strange piece of parchment caught her eye. She crouched over the object leaning in to take a closer look.
Heidi whipped around quickly, her buttocks stinging, to find Prince Tyson cackling with laughter. The Prince was a mischievous boy with blond curly locks and a devilish grin. The firstborn of the late king he was first in line to inherit the throne and the Queen would have sooner cut off her own head than to see Prince take the throne.
“Tyson you son of a bitch! What the hell was that?”
Prince Tyson, who had not yet gained his composure, pointed to the offending object that had just made contact with Heidi’s derriere. The large green frog, also stunned, slowly started to hop its way toward the forest and much needed shelter.
“You smack my ass with a frog again and I swear I will Squeeze Squash you so hard you will NEVER walk again!”
Noticing then that she was not wearing her bikini top Heidi turned several shades of crimson before running toward the forest herself, the strange parchment forgotten.
Prince Tyson of course knew that it was very improper of a Prince to whack a fair maiden’s ass with a frog and set out after her to apologize when he noticed the parchment lying in the sand. The Prince picked up the parchment and discovered that it contained a neatly handwritten message.
“Could it be?” The Prince thought. His mother had told him beautiful tales of a hat wearing Goddess with laser eyes when he was just a boy but that was all just a myth wasn’t it? Many of the bedtime stories had been long forgotten yet he remembered her name as if it were yesterday. The Goddess Amanda. The Prince’s instincts told him that this piece of parchment was no joke and he knew in order to have the villagers assembled in the square by eight sharp there wasn’t a moment to waste. His apology to Fair Maiden Heidi put on hold, he mounted his horse and rode swiftly back to the village to notify his people.
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Later that evening, the excited villagers gathered in the square. At precisely eight o clock a man stepped out from the shadows. The women were memorized by his dark curly locks and toned physique. Fair Maiden Heidi quickly adjusted her shirt to ensure optimum cleavage while Bar Wench, Kelly C quickly wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth. The men shifted uncomfortably on their feet feeling a bit insecure about the reaction that their woman had to this newcomer.
All was quiet as the man began to speak.
“Good evening ladies and gentleman and thank you for coming. My name is Erik and I am here to make a very special announcement. It has come to our attention that your land has been taken over by a very selfish and evil Queen. She has taken away all that was once fun and ordered you all to live out the rest of your lives as inactive boring shells of what you once were. The Goddess knows a thing or two about evil Queens and has made it her mission to take down each and every one and return your land to its former glory.”
“I hab loth n loth a ffffun” Stuttered town drunk Rudy before falling over sideways into the horse’s feeding trough. Old Maid Lillian quickly rushed to his side to help him up which proved to be a harder task than she had originally thought due to his drunken state. Yul rushed to Lillian’s side and together they finally steadied Rudy on his feet.
Rude interruption out of the way Erik continued his speech. “As I was saying, Goddess Amanda is here to help you restore your village, but she cannot do it alone. There is lots of hard work to be done before you are ready to face the Queen, and in the end only one of you will be selected to join the Army of her goddess. That lucky survivor will then travel with Amanda and her army of survivors to distant tropical locations to continue her work until all Evil Monarchies have been vanquished forever.”
A hand went up from within the crowd and Ted began to speak. “I don’t fighting, no more head.”
Erik looked puzzled, he wasn’t quite sure what Ted was trying to say. “Sorry Erik, Ted can be a bit hard to understand.” Said Linda, the local animal doctor. “I believe he is trying to say, if we fight the queen it will be off with our heads and quite frankly I like my head just as it is.”
"A common concern.” Erik replied “The goddess has taken up residence on the island and will be monitoring every move of the Queen and her men. Her Majesty is under the rouse that she is about to acquire a new island into her Kingdom. Many issues will delay the deal and the queen should be kept quite occupied while the game is in session. You still must all keep your eyes and ears open. The Queen is no fool and may have spies among you that will try and sabotage our plans. Should you suspect anything you are to bring it to the attention of the Goddess herself.”
“So when do we get to meet this Goddess?”Asked Robb “If she is would she let me in her pants?” Robb was the resident town gigolo, or at least he tried to be. He never let the opportunity go by to ask a female for access to her britches, although he knew if such access were to be granted to him it would for sure mean his head. That was just a risk he was willing to take.
“We shall meet on the beach at dawn and the game shall begin. The Goddess will reveal all that you will need to know. And sir Robb, I strongly suggest that you treat her with the utmost respect if you do not you will find your Queen looks like a cuddly kitten if you catch my drift.”
The villagers disassembled for the night everyone was excited about the arrival of the Goddess and to find out just how she planned to save them from the Evil Queen. They were so distracted by their dreams of freedom that no one noticed the way that Jim’s eyed had suddenly changed from the kind eyes of a sweet old man to a bright demonic red glow.
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The following morning the villagers gathered on the beach at dawn where the Goddess Amanda was awaiting their arrival. Amanda smiled at the group as they gathered around her all eager to hear how she planned to save them from the Queen’s rule.
“It is time for the game to begin. You will be split into 2 tribes. Each day I will assign you a new task to complete. These tasks will not only be physically and mentally straining but they will prepare you for the battle that is to come. You will compete against one another and the losing tribe will attend my council to vote out one of their own. The sole survivor at the end of the game will be joining me and the other survivors in our quest destroy evil wherever it may hide. The villager voted out at the end of each round will be moved to one of my safe houses where they will reside in safety until the battle has ended. We must act quickly as I fear the Queen may already have received notice of my arrival.
Your tasks will be hidden from the view of the Queen, I will hide them within the old palm tree in the square. It is up to you to complete the tasks, each one will make you smarter and stronger as you learn to break free of the hold that the Queen has over you. As a team you will rise above her rule and take back the land that was once yours. Your first task has already been posted, you will not see me again until it is time for my council. From here on out you shall be called the Survivors, I have faith that each and every one of you has what it takes to survive, you just need to find that strength within yourselves. Good luck my Survivors, and let the game begin.” ****************************************************
The first challenge was one of endurance and the end the Mirotiri tribe reigned victorious. The members of Amanu had a tough choice at hand. They quickly realized that the tribe would need the stronger members to stay and compete and the weaker ones were best sent to the safe house.
JT who was dubbed one of the least intelligent residents on the island had been unable to read the provided map and failed to compete with his tribe. It was JT who Amanu chose to vote yet to this day his whereabouts are unknown.
Each day the excited tribes dutifully read their tree mail as it had come to be known and worked hard to ensure that their tribe reigned victorious.
The challenges well underway, the Goddess Amanda was less than pleased with a few of her new survivors. The Queen had a much stronger hold on them than she had originally thought. There was always one or two in the bunch that would remain faithful to their queen yet this Island seemed to have an excessive amount of faithful servants who refused to break free and chose to remain in a lifestyle of boredom and inactivity. The goddess was powerful indeed but she could not interfere with free will.
Thought of such survivors on her mind distracted her and she didn’t hear old man Jim creeping up from behind her. He held a large rock ready and eager to destroy the Goddess and foil her plans. Seeing that he was close he became too excited and broke into a run. The sound of footsteps became very apparent and Amanda twirled around to catch the old man who was now only inches behind her. She had only a split second to react, luckily a large coconut dangling from an overhead tree caught her eye. No one knows if the old man even saw the laser beams as the darted from the eye of the Goddess up toward the dangling coconut. The oversized coconut fell from the tree striking the old man on the head and killing him instantly.
News of his death traveled quickly and other faithful servants to the queen tried picking up where the old man left off. Alexis, the town pump had stalked the goddess deep into the woods. Amanda gave her the slip and was surprised herself to see a strange round ship race past. The Goddess had to close her eyes to keep the flying debris caused by the wind from blinding her. In mere moments all was calm, yet Alexis was nowhere to be found.
Amanda was pleased with the majority of her remaining Survivors. Their skills had improved greatly with each new task and she felt that they were ready to merge into once great Tribe that could defeat the Evil Queen. She still wasn't sure which Islander would stand in the end as sole survivor to join her army but such things could be left for another day as the time for the great tribe Fanagtau to face the Queen who had returned from her trip angry at the failed conquest.
The Queen stepped off the aircraft to be met by the angry tribe Fanagtau. Goddess Amanda's job was done. She had taught them how to come together as one, how to laugh and have fun. Only the strongest Islanders remained, the weak waiting patiently in the safehouse. Amanda stepped to the back of the crowd, it was the Survivors that must overcome the Queen.
The tribe members charged the startled Queen. Prince Tyson reach her first and held her arms pinned closely to her body. The remaining members of the tribe quickly wrapped a thick rope around her tying a tight knot to ensure that she could never break free. The Queen was brought back to the castle and placed in the very dungeon she had often used to hold her prisoners.Fair Maiden Heidi took the only key that could unlock the dungeon doors and hurled it swiftly over a cliff.
Althought the battle for sole survivior wages on, the residents of the Generic Tropical Island will no doubt live happily ever after.
Erik had just placed the parchment that would change the lives of the island residents forever. This was a most exciting time for the Goddess, a new game was about to begin. She smiled softly and adjusted her signature hat before sitting back to wait for the parchment to be discovered.
****************************************************
Meanwhile, back in the village the Fair Maiden Heidi was enjoying her morning of topless sunbathing and frolicking in the surf. The beach was once a place where families could bring their children for outings, or teenagers could sneak a beer or 2 in the evenings but that day and age had long gone. The Evil Queen had banned all activities even remotely fun immediately following the King’s untimely death. A large wooden sign replaced the volleyball court that read
“By order of Her Royal Highness thou shall not partake in any activity that bring you joy. Any offender shalt lose their head.”
Normally the maiden wouldn’t dare be seen in public enjoying herself but her Majesty had acquired a new Island to add to her growing kingdom and was tied up in negotiations. Heidi located a comfortable looking spot in the sand and leaned over to arrange her beach towel. As she was smoothing out the wrinkle a strange piece of parchment caught her eye. She crouched over the object leaning in to take a closer look.
THWACK!
Heidi whipped around quickly, her buttocks stinging, to find Prince Tyson cackling with laughter. The Prince was a mischievous boy with blond curly locks and a devilish grin. The firstborn of the late king he was first in line to inherit the throne and the Queen would have sooner cut off her own head than to see Prince take the throne.
“Tyson you son of a bitch! What the hell was that?”
Prince Tyson, who had not yet gained his composure, pointed to the offending object that had just made contact with Heidi’s derriere. The large green frog, also stunned, slowly started to hop its way toward the forest and much needed shelter.
“You smack my ass with a frog again and I swear I will Squeeze Squash you so hard you will NEVER walk again!”
Noticing then that she was not wearing her bikini top Heidi turned several shades of crimson before running toward the forest herself, the strange parchment forgotten.
Prince Tyson of course knew that it was very improper of a Prince to whack a fair maiden’s ass with a frog and set out after her to apologize when he noticed the parchment lying in the sand. The Prince picked up the parchment and discovered that it contained a neatly handwritten message.
“Fear no longer, I have arrived
The Evil Queen shall no longer thrive
Your lives have become boring and lame,
The time has come to play my game,
There will be laughter, there will be fun
Hard work is involved to get the job done
Meet in the square tonight at eight
Bring all your people and don’t be late!”
The Evil Queen shall no longer thrive
Your lives have become boring and lame,
The time has come to play my game,
There will be laughter, there will be fun
Hard work is involved to get the job done
Meet in the square tonight at eight
Bring all your people and don’t be late!”
“Could it be?” The Prince thought. His mother had told him beautiful tales of a hat wearing Goddess with laser eyes when he was just a boy but that was all just a myth wasn’t it? Many of the bedtime stories had been long forgotten yet he remembered her name as if it were yesterday. The Goddess Amanda. The Prince’s instincts told him that this piece of parchment was no joke and he knew in order to have the villagers assembled in the square by eight sharp there wasn’t a moment to waste. His apology to Fair Maiden Heidi put on hold, he mounted his horse and rode swiftly back to the village to notify his people.
****************************************************
Later that evening, the excited villagers gathered in the square. At precisely eight o clock a man stepped out from the shadows. The women were memorized by his dark curly locks and toned physique. Fair Maiden Heidi quickly adjusted her shirt to ensure optimum cleavage while Bar Wench, Kelly C quickly wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth. The men shifted uncomfortably on their feet feeling a bit insecure about the reaction that their woman had to this newcomer.
All was quiet as the man began to speak.
“Good evening ladies and gentleman and thank you for coming. My name is Erik and I am here to make a very special announcement. It has come to our attention that your land has been taken over by a very selfish and evil Queen. She has taken away all that was once fun and ordered you all to live out the rest of your lives as inactive boring shells of what you once were. The Goddess knows a thing or two about evil Queens and has made it her mission to take down each and every one and return your land to its former glory.”
“I hab loth n loth a ffffun” Stuttered town drunk Rudy before falling over sideways into the horse’s feeding trough. Old Maid Lillian quickly rushed to his side to help him up which proved to be a harder task than she had originally thought due to his drunken state. Yul rushed to Lillian’s side and together they finally steadied Rudy on his feet.
Rude interruption out of the way Erik continued his speech. “As I was saying, Goddess Amanda is here to help you restore your village, but she cannot do it alone. There is lots of hard work to be done before you are ready to face the Queen, and in the end only one of you will be selected to join the Army of her goddess. That lucky survivor will then travel with Amanda and her army of survivors to distant tropical locations to continue her work until all Evil Monarchies have been vanquished forever.”
A hand went up from within the crowd and Ted began to speak. “I don’t fighting, no more head.”
Erik looked puzzled, he wasn’t quite sure what Ted was trying to say. “Sorry Erik, Ted can be a bit hard to understand.” Said Linda, the local animal doctor. “I believe he is trying to say, if we fight the queen it will be off with our heads and quite frankly I like my head just as it is.”
"A common concern.” Erik replied “The goddess has taken up residence on the island and will be monitoring every move of the Queen and her men. Her Majesty is under the rouse that she is about to acquire a new island into her Kingdom. Many issues will delay the deal and the queen should be kept quite occupied while the game is in session. You still must all keep your eyes and ears open. The Queen is no fool and may have spies among you that will try and sabotage our plans. Should you suspect anything you are to bring it to the attention of the Goddess herself.”
“So when do we get to meet this Goddess?”Asked Robb “If she is would she let me in her pants?” Robb was the resident town gigolo, or at least he tried to be. He never let the opportunity go by to ask a female for access to her britches, although he knew if such access were to be granted to him it would for sure mean his head. That was just a risk he was willing to take.
“We shall meet on the beach at dawn and the game shall begin. The Goddess will reveal all that you will need to know. And sir Robb, I strongly suggest that you treat her with the utmost respect if you do not you will find your Queen looks like a cuddly kitten if you catch my drift.”
The villagers disassembled for the night everyone was excited about the arrival of the Goddess and to find out just how she planned to save them from the Evil Queen. They were so distracted by their dreams of freedom that no one noticed the way that Jim’s eyed had suddenly changed from the kind eyes of a sweet old man to a bright demonic red glow.
****************************************************
The following morning the villagers gathered on the beach at dawn where the Goddess Amanda was awaiting their arrival. Amanda smiled at the group as they gathered around her all eager to hear how she planned to save them from the Queen’s rule.
“It is time for the game to begin. You will be split into 2 tribes. Each day I will assign you a new task to complete. These tasks will not only be physically and mentally straining but they will prepare you for the battle that is to come. You will compete against one another and the losing tribe will attend my council to vote out one of their own. The sole survivor at the end of the game will be joining me and the other survivors in our quest destroy evil wherever it may hide. The villager voted out at the end of each round will be moved to one of my safe houses where they will reside in safety until the battle has ended. We must act quickly as I fear the Queen may already have received notice of my arrival.
Your tasks will be hidden from the view of the Queen, I will hide them within the old palm tree in the square. It is up to you to complete the tasks, each one will make you smarter and stronger as you learn to break free of the hold that the Queen has over you. As a team you will rise above her rule and take back the land that was once yours. Your first task has already been posted, you will not see me again until it is time for my council. From here on out you shall be called the Survivors, I have faith that each and every one of you has what it takes to survive, you just need to find that strength within yourselves. Good luck my Survivors, and let the game begin.” ****************************************************
The first challenge was one of endurance and the end the Mirotiri tribe reigned victorious. The members of Amanu had a tough choice at hand. They quickly realized that the tribe would need the stronger members to stay and compete and the weaker ones were best sent to the safe house.
JT who was dubbed one of the least intelligent residents on the island had been unable to read the provided map and failed to compete with his tribe. It was JT who Amanu chose to vote yet to this day his whereabouts are unknown.
Each day the excited tribes dutifully read their tree mail as it had come to be known and worked hard to ensure that their tribe reigned victorious.
The challenges well underway, the Goddess Amanda was less than pleased with a few of her new survivors. The Queen had a much stronger hold on them than she had originally thought. There was always one or two in the bunch that would remain faithful to their queen yet this Island seemed to have an excessive amount of faithful servants who refused to break free and chose to remain in a lifestyle of boredom and inactivity. The goddess was powerful indeed but she could not interfere with free will.
Thought of such survivors on her mind distracted her and she didn’t hear old man Jim creeping up from behind her. He held a large rock ready and eager to destroy the Goddess and foil her plans. Seeing that he was close he became too excited and broke into a run. The sound of footsteps became very apparent and Amanda twirled around to catch the old man who was now only inches behind her. She had only a split second to react, luckily a large coconut dangling from an overhead tree caught her eye. No one knows if the old man even saw the laser beams as the darted from the eye of the Goddess up toward the dangling coconut. The oversized coconut fell from the tree striking the old man on the head and killing him instantly.
News of his death traveled quickly and other faithful servants to the queen tried picking up where the old man left off. Alexis, the town pump had stalked the goddess deep into the woods. Amanda gave her the slip and was surprised herself to see a strange round ship race past. The Goddess had to close her eyes to keep the flying debris caused by the wind from blinding her. In mere moments all was calm, yet Alexis was nowhere to be found.
Amanda was pleased with the majority of her remaining Survivors. Their skills had improved greatly with each new task and she felt that they were ready to merge into once great Tribe that could defeat the Evil Queen. She still wasn't sure which Islander would stand in the end as sole survivor to join her army but such things could be left for another day as the time for the great tribe Fanagtau to face the Queen who had returned from her trip angry at the failed conquest.
The Queen stepped off the aircraft to be met by the angry tribe Fanagtau. Goddess Amanda's job was done. She had taught them how to come together as one, how to laugh and have fun. Only the strongest Islanders remained, the weak waiting patiently in the safehouse. Amanda stepped to the back of the crowd, it was the Survivors that must overcome the Queen.
The tribe members charged the startled Queen. Prince Tyson reach her first and held her arms pinned closely to her body. The remaining members of the tribe quickly wrapped a thick rope around her tying a tight knot to ensure that she could never break free. The Queen was brought back to the castle and placed in the very dungeon she had often used to hold her prisoners.Fair Maiden Heidi took the only key that could unlock the dungeon doors and hurled it swiftly over a cliff.
Althought the battle for sole survivior wages on, the residents of the Generic Tropical Island will no doubt live happily ever after.
