Post by Amanda Kimmel on Sept 2, 2011 20:59:40 GMT -5
Kim Powers: The Next Pokémon League Champion!
Chapter 1: Where It All Began
Kim has always wanted to be a Pokémon trainer, but she has always been told by others that she is too young by everyone that she talked to about it. Well, it was March 18th and it was Kim’s 21st birthday, the day that she could finally begin her dream of being a Pokémon trainer. Her mother, Erinn, had told her to go see Professor Erik so she could get her journey started.
“Professor Erik wants to see you; he said he wants to help you begin your journey. So go see that fine piece of ass.” said Erinn.
“Mom, he’s like 60 years old.” Kim said as she was disgusted and grossed out by the fact that her mother thought that a 60 year old man was sexy.
“You know what they say sweetie, the older the better and that means everything!”
“Can you please stop being the whore of Pallet Town?”
“You know my nickname is the flirt. I can’t flirt and not act on it.” Erinn told her as she flips her hair.
“You’re nuts mom, you really are.” Kim said as she left her house and headed across town to Professor Erik’s lab. When she reached the lab, Professor Erik greeted her as he had been waiting for her arrival.
“Hello there Kim, I hear you are starting your journey as a Pokémon trainer today! I just want you to know that I am going to give you a starter Pokémon that you can begin your journey with. There are three different ones here; I would like you to choose one.” Professor Erik explained. Kim studied each of the three Pokémon that she could choose from, but didn’t know much about any of the Pokémon, so she asked Professor Erik to help her decide.
“I don’t know much about any of these three, could you please help me?”
Professor Erik began explaining all three of the Pokémon in detail to Kim. “Well, the first one of the three is Brendannator, the steel Pokémon. Its key moves are Manipulation, Steel Frisbee, Fake Love and Steel Ball. Its combination of steel moves and mind tricks makes it truly a one of a kind Pokémon. The second of the three is Jeffyboy, the fighting Pokémon. Jeffyboy’s key moves are Bodybuilder, Muscle Flex, Sex Look and Comb Toss. The good thing about this Pokémon is that when battling female Pokémon, he has an advantage because the females would rather be with him then against him. The final Pokémon of the three is Susieton, the psychic Pokémon. Her key moves are Silence, Psychic Glare, Annoyance and Spoon Bend. Susieton is successful at making other Pokémon think that she is not much of a competitor, but then throws them off with her powerful psychic moves.”
“I’ll take Brendannator! I feel like I could work well with it and hopefully form a tight bond with it.” Kim said in excitement as she grabbed her new Pokémon and began her adventure.
Chapter 2: The First Gym: Leader Carolina
As Kim headed for the first Gym, she encountered her first wild Pokémon, DDominator. Kim was very excited; she wanted to catch this Pokémon immediately because she knew this Pokémon would help her further down the road. DDominator is a mermaid Pokémon that learns Shell Toss, Boob Smack, Friendly Fin and Challenger. This Pokémon’s combination of powerful moves and getting along with fellow Pokémon makes it very valuable for any owner of it. As Kim spotted it, she sent out Brendannator to do damage first.
“Brendannator, I choose you!” shouted Kim. “Use Steel Frisbee!” The move did significant damage to DDominator, as Kim could tell that the Pokémon was getting weak. Kim knew this was the perfect time to throw a Manchuria-ball. Kim threw the ball and the ball began to shake several times before eventually it stopped shaking all together. “Yes!” Kim shouted, as she knew she had just caught a DDominator. “I caught my first Pokémon!”
Kim had finally reached the first Gym and when she walked in she saw Leader Carolina there. Kim was scared at first, but knew that she could take Leader Carolina. She challenged the Leader and the Leader accepted.
“I want to challenge you!” yelled Kim.
“Do you think you can handle me? If so, then prove it!”
And with that, the battle began. Kim sent out Brendannator and Leader Carolina sent out Fabiodude. Fabiodude is a water Pokémon who enjoys surfing and uses its surf board as a weapon against other Pokémon.
“Brendannator, use Fake Love!” The Fabiodude started to fall in love with Brendannator, thus preventing it from attacking the Brendannator. “Now use Steel Frisbee!” The move took significant damage off of Fabiodude’s health and it became much weaker.
“Fabiodude, use surf wax!” The wax got all over Brendannator, causing it to begin to melt.
“Finish it off with another Steel Frisbee!” yelled Kim in confidence as she knew she had the battle won. And she was right; the second Steel Frisbee move knocked out the Fabiodude and with that, Kim had defeated Leader Carolina! “I did it! I won my first badge!”
Chapter 3: The Second Gym: Leader Alicia
After beating Leader Carolina, Kim was so excited and confident in herself. She knew that she had what it took to go all the way and felt very strongly about that. She was not through with her Pokémon though, she wanted to catch a few more so that her team would be very strong. On the way to the next Gym, she ran into a BobDawg, a fire breathing lizard Pokémon. This Pokémon exceptional in messing with other Pokémon and making them feel like they don’t stand a chance. BobDawg is a very sneaky Pokémon that will do whatever it takes to beat the opponent. The key moves of this Pokémon are Fire Breath, Sneak Attack, Fire Toss and Smack Talk. Kim wanted this Pokémon very bad, as she felt it would compliment her other Pokémon very well.
“I want to catch this Pokémon very bad! DDominator, I choose you!” The DDominator was sent out to damage the BobDawg a little so that it would be easier to catch. “DDominator, use Boob Smack!” The attack weakened the BobDawg tremendously and with that, Kim threw a Manchuria-ball. After shaking several times once again, it stopped shaking and Kim was successful in catching another Pokémon. “I caught another one!”
Still on her way to the Gym, she ran into another Pokémon that she had never seen before. This Pokémon was called Nateman, the flying dreadlock Pokémon. This Pokémon doesn’t get along with many other Pokémon because they are all afraid that he will hurt them with his dreadlocks. His key moves consist of Dread Whip, Flying Torture, All Against You and Negative Karma. Kim first attempted to catch this Pokémon without doing damage and she was surprised to see that it worked and she had caught yet another Pokémon!
Kim had finally reached the next Gym and was ready to challenge Leader Alicia. She knew that with her new, improved team of Pokémon, there was no way that she could lose.
“I want to challenge you to a battle!” she yelled.
“You can’t beat me, no one can! A little girl like you? You’re not a threat to me, but if you want to be embarrassed, then that is what I will do!
Leader Alicia sent out her Pokémon, BostonRob. BostonRob is a hat wearing ghost Pokémon that knows moves such as Hat Toss, Disappear, Hypnosis and Mega Bite. Kim retaliated with her newly added BobDawg and she hoped she could handle the BostonRob.
“BobDawg, use Smack Talk!” Kim yelled as BobDawg Smack Talked to the BostonRob, causing it to become intimidated by the BobDawg. The BostonRob was now afraid to attack the BobDawg and the BobDawg took advantage by using its Fire Toss move. The move killed the BostonRob in one shot and with that; Kim had won her second badge, defeating Leader Alicia. “I did it, I beat my second Gym Leader!” she yelled in excitement.
Chapter 4: The Third Gym: Leader Dan
Kim was so happy, she would have never expected herself to be doing this well! She had so many doubters going into it because she had never exceeded in these types of situations before, but this time it seemed like she knew what she was doing. She was on her way to the next Gym to battle Leader Dan, but she knew she needed more help with her team.
On the way, she ran into an AngelRussell, an angel Pokémon that is the kindest Pokémon you will ever run into. The good thing about this Pokémon is that other Pokémon do not like attacking it because of how nice it is, but it doesn’t do much damage to other Pokémon that it faces. Kim wanted this Pokémon though because it truly was one of a kind. Its key moves consist of Kiss, Love, Friendly and Admiration. Like Nateman, Kim tried to catch this Pokémon without doing much damage and again, she was successful! Kim was so happy to add a Pokémon like this to her team and knew it was getting that much stronger.
Kim reached the third Gym and challenged Leader Dan to a battle. Kim was feeling very confident and knew that she could take this Leader making her not afraid of him at all. The battle began and Leader Dan sent out its Pokémon.
“Brettsicle, I choose you!” shouted Leader Dan. Brettsicle is a zombie Pokémon that knows Scary Face, Eye Ball Toss, Rust and Toilet Paper Wrap.
“Go Nateman!” Kim yelled.
“Brettsicle, use Eye Ball Toss!” The Brettsicle threw its eye balls at the Nateman and took off significant damage.
“Nateman, hit it with a Dread Whip!” The Nateman hit the Brettsicle hard with its Dread Whip and knocked it out with one shot. With that, Kim had beaten the third Gym Leader. “Take that Leader Dan, I knew I could do it!” shouted Kim at the disgruntled Gym Leader.
Chapter 5: The Fourth Gym: Leader Sandra
Kim was on her way to the next Gym to battle Leader Sandra. Leader Sandra had never lost and was a very powerful trainer. Her Pokémon, Lividmanda is considered a legendary Pokémon. This Pokémon is a hat wearing eagle. Its moves consist of Laser Eyes, Hat Toss, Creative Mind and Screech. Leader Sandra has said that the first trainer to beat her, she would give that trainer her Lividmanda. This intrigued Kim a lot and she knew that she wanted to beat Leader Sandra, but had to strategize about how she was going to do it.
Kim got to the Gym and the battle started. Leader Sandra sent out her Lividmanda and Kim sent out her Brendannator.
“Brendannator, hit it with a Steel Frisbee!” Kim yelled as the move did significant damage to the Lividmanda.
“Lividmanda, attack it with Laser Eyes!” The Laser Eyes took down the Brendannator in one shot. This was the first time any of Kim’s Pokémon had been taken down. Kim then decided to send out its DDominator.
“DDominator, use your Boob Smack!” The DDominator hit the Lividmanda very hard and for the first time ever, the Lividmanda fainted and Leader Sandra was defeated. As promised, Leader Sandra award Kim with her Lividmanda. Kim now knew she had the most powerful team assembled in Pokémon history and knew she could go all the way.
That’s where the story ends, for now. Stay tuned to see if Kim becomes the new Pokémon League Champion!
