Parvati's fanfic

[Amanda Kimmel]

Survivor: Awesome
The backstory

Once upon a tiem Jef Probst was sitting in his lazy boy chair thinking about how to make Survivor more awesome. “well” he said to himself, “i don’t even know what the fans wnat. We just had redemption island and showd nothing but boston Rob for the whole time and for some reason nobody liked it so I guess we will just have to try something different. I know! maybe we can have boston Rob again. People like him!”

‘NO” said Amanda kimmel who was over having lunch. “thats a super dumb idea. What you should do instead is have a season called survivor awesome and have lots of awesome people on it. I know that cause Im awesome.”

“can we have boston rob?? Omg hes super awesome!!” yelld probst.

“NO SHUT UP” said amanda and blasted him with her livid eyes. Then she called her friend Erik and her other friend DDAnielle and they decided to host SURVIVOR: AWESOME and have all of the awesomest people on it.

The Cast

A Ninja – omg if you don’t know why ninjas are awesome i cant even tell you



Arnold swarzenegger – because hes the Terminater.



Barney (from how I met Your Mother) – Because hes like super cool and hot too



Batman – because hes BATMAN!!



Chcuk Norris – because survivor is what you call every person whos been lucky enough to see chuck Norris and live.



Godzilla – because omg hes like a dinosaur and dinosaurs are the coolest!!



Optimus Prime – Because hes a robot that can be a truck



The Old spice Guy – because he will be my husband someday. For realz.



Pussy Willows – she is a kitten and kittens are fierce and super cute!!



Hermoine Granger – because Harry would like die if not for her all the time



Amandas Hat – because its so awesome it can play survivor by itself. Even though ti will be super lonely for amanda.



Daniele donato – because everybody loves her i guess even though i don’t watch BB



Parvati Shallow – because I’m awesome too <3



Pikachu – umm pokemon. Hi.



Betty white – shes old and fierce



Nene leakes – because she was like a super diva on Celebrity apprentice.

-Episode 1-
"Awesome Times"

In round one of the game, the Survivors get told that they are going to be living together on one beach. As they get to camp there is like fighting because some people build shelter but others are lazy and don’t. Nene, Chuck, Hermione, Betty, and Pikachu form the Workers Alliance, to keep strong people and vote out lazy ones. Arnold says the shelter sucks because Godzilla is too big to fit in it. Old Spice Guy and Parvati begin to flirt on the beach.

At the first challenge, everybody is super surprised by the first twist: they are going to be living together just like Amanda said already but they will still be three tribes. Two tribes will being going to tribal council and the tribe that wins first will vote out someone from the tribe that does worst. Hermione, Nene and Old Spice Guy are chosen as leaders. The tribe picks work out like this:

Re Mugou: Hermione, Chuck Norris, Batman, Ninja, Amanda’s Hat
Nailao Hu: Nene, Betty, Pikachu, Barney, Optimus
Fe Yang De: Old Spice Guy, Parvati, Daniele, Pussy Willows, Godzilla.[/color]

Old Spice Guy didn’t pick Arnold on purpose because he didn’t want any competition for the ladies. “Ill be BACK” said Arnold swearing revenge.

Also Nene is pissed because she thinks the Workers alliance was broken by Hermione for taking chuck. The first challenge is endurance, standing on poles. Godzilla immediately breaks his and is out. Pussy Willows quits early and so does Betty White. Eventually the last ones standing are Amanda’s Hat, Optimus, and Old Spice Guy. Optimus’ power cells become depleted and he falls off. Amandas hat is unbeatable at just sitting there, so Old Spice guy eventually quits. Mugou wins the opportunity to vote off someone from Nailao and Fe Yang will vote off one of their own. Secretly Amandas hat gets a clue to the hidden immunity idol.

At camp Mugou are split. Batman wants to take out a threat but Hermione wants them to play fair and vote off a weak link in case of revenge. Fe Yang are also split as Daniele wants to give Godzilla a chance and vote for Pussy Willows but Parvati and Old Spice Guy think Godzilla is too weak to keep, plus Parvati loves Pussy Willows too much to vote her, which makes Daniele suspicious.

At tribal council Hermione and Chuck vote for Betty for being weak but Ninja Batman and Amanda’s Hat vote for Optimus for threat reasons and he is out. Then Fe Yang vote and Godzilla is voted off 3-2 by Parv and Old Spice and Pussy Willows for being too big and fat.

-Episode Two-
"Your The Weakest Link Goodbye"

Re Mugou: Hermione, Chuck Norris, Batman, Ninja, Amanda’s Hat
Nailao Hu: Nene, Betty, Pikachu, Barney
Fe Yang De: Old Spice Guy, Parvati, Daniele, Pussy Willows[/color]

Everybody is grumpy because the fire went out while they were at council. Hermione starts the fire, which annoys Nene. Betty is also mad about getting votes and yell at Mugou to respect their elders. Everyone else is super paranoid and sketchy about the twist because it means threats will go early. Daniele talks to Old Spice about how close Parvati and Pussy Willows are and tell him they need to be broken up but old Spice is in love with Parvati and doesn’t listen. Barney gripes about hating his tribe cause theyre all old or theyre animals.

At the next challenge Amanda says that the twist is still in place but only one person will be voted out this time. Parvati gets in trouble for dressing up the idol like a guy and Amanda yells at her for being disrepectful to Tibeten culture. It is a fight challenge and they all fight super hard but Mugou have the strongest guys and win, getting another clue to the idol and Fe Yang barely lose because of Pussy Willows weakness.

At camp Nene celebrates their second place by being loud and obnoxious which ticks off a lot of people. Barney tells her to shut up.

Daniele says that they should of voted Pussy Willows off last week. Pussy Willows gets mad and bites Daniele on the toe and she has to get medic attention. Old Spice Guy is mad to lose so he tries to like cut a deal with Batman to vote out Pussy Willows saying he will keep Batman safe if they win next time. But Batman wants Old Spice Out because he is a super threat so he tells the rest to vote Old Spice Guy. But Amanda’s Hat is tired of Batmans bossiness so it tells Hermine and Chcuk to vote Pussy Willos.

At tribal Council Old Spice guy calls Psusy Willows weak and dumb and that makes Parvati super upset and she starts to cry. Batman says that he will vote threats off because thats whats smart to do. Daniele says that her toe is fine and she hopes her injury will not cost them in challenges.

The votes come in and Pussy Willows goes out 3-2 with votes from Hermione and Chuck and Amanda’s Hat. Parvati hugs Pussy Willows goodbye and is super upset. Old Spice Guy tries to hug her but she is too pissed.

-Episode 3-
"Three Become Two"

Re Mugou: Hermione, Chuck Norris, Batman, Ninja, Amanda’s Hat
Nailao Hu: Nene, Betty, Pikachu, Barney
Fe Yang De: Old Spice Guy, Parvati, Daniele[/color]

Batman is super angry at Amanda’s hat for flipping and voting out Pussy Willows but stays cool and secretly plots revenge. He looks for the hidden idol and doesn’t find it. Parvati is super mad with old Spice Guy for being so mean to Pussy Willows and Daniele takes advantage to tell Old Spice guy that they should get rid of her.

At the next challenge Amanda tells the tribes that they will be competing for big stakes – the last place team will be broken up and taken into the other teams. It is challenge where they slide for balls and throw them into baskets. Fe Yang are super good at getting slippery plus good at shooting so they win, but Mugou are super clumsy and they are beaten by the other teams. Chuck Norris is super frustrated to be losing after winning so many times and growls angrily. Since Fe Yang won they get to take three people and Nailao gets two. Fe Yang take Amanda’s Hat first because it is so strong in the first challenge. Nailao takes Batman then Fe Yang takes Chuck, Nailao takes Hermione and Fe Yang takes Ninja.

New Nailao Hu: Nene, Betty, Pikachu, Barney, Batman, Hermione
New Fe Yang De: Old Spice Guy, Parvati, Daniele, Amanda’s Hat, Chuck Norris, Ninja.

They go back to camp and get to know each other. On Nailao Barney instantly goes to Batman and Hermione because he hate his tribe so much and wants to work with them. Hermione thinks they can get Pikachu to work with them but doesn’t know for certain. They look for the hidden idol and are caught by Parvati and Daniele who now know that there is an idol in the game.
At New Fe Yang Old Spice guy tells Daniele that she must be loyal because if she isn’t there will be trouble but Daniele does not like being threatened and tells Old Spice Guy to bit her and she will do what she wants. She talks to nene and they make a plan. Nene is jealous of Hermione so Fe Yang will throw the challenge and Nene will vote off Old Spice Guy then Nailao will throw and they will vote off Hermione to make up for it.

At the next challenge they have to shoot slingshots to get pieces for a puzzle. Ninja is super awesome at shooting and gets all the pieces for Fe Yang super easily but Daniele purposely throws away a piece of the puzzle, and Batman is able to shoot the pieces for Nailao while they are confused. Hermione is super smart and puts the puzzle together real fast so Fe Yang lose.

At camp Nene follows her plan and tells them that they should vote Old spice Guy off because hes strong and jerky. Batman agrees but Barney tells him they should be smarter to take out someone like chuck or Ninja. Hermione asks Pikachu to vote with them but Pikachu isn’t sure.

At tribal council everybody is shocked when it is a tie for Ninja and Old Spice guy. Old Spice guy says that he will not apologize for being great and its not his fault they are jealous. Ninja says nothing and is just mysterious. But in the revote Nene and Betty vote Old Spice again but Pikachu changes its vote and decides to vote off Ninja.

-Episode 4-
"It Blew Up In My Face!"

Nailao Hu: Nene, Betty, Pikachu, Barney, Batman, Hermione
Fe Yang De: Old Spice Guy, Parvati, Daniele, Amanda’s Hat, Chuck Norris[/b]

Daniele is super pissed at Nene for screwing up the vote and Nene explodes on her and screams out their entire plan so now nobody trusts Daniele and Hermione knows tat Nene is after her.
At the next challenge its a swimming race. Betty does super bad and so does Pikachu, and Amandas hat starts to sink and Amanda rescues it so it wont be ruined but it is too late and Fe Yang lose the challenge.

Back at camp, Daniele knows she is screwed and tries to search for the hidden immunity idol to save herself but she has no clues and cant find it plus she cant search long because of her injured toe. But Nailao have another clue and Hermine finds the idol under a rock. She decides to keep it to herself so she cant be blindsided.

At tribal council it is obvious that Daniele is not going to be saved. She freaks out and accuses Nene of setting stuff up, but theres nothing she can do and even Nene and Betty vote for her. The only one who doesn’t is Batman who votes Amanda’s Hat because it betrayed him earlier.

-Episode 5-
"New Plans"

Nailao Hu: Nene, Betty, Pikachu, Barney, Batman, Hermione
Fe Yang De: Old Spice Guy, Parvati, Amanda’s Hat, Chuck Norris

Everybody is expecting a merge because they are down to ten but they get treemail and it says that they are still tribes.

Old Spice Guy is super mad that Daniele is out and knows that he is going to in big trouble so he wants super bad to win Immunity. He goes to Batman and tries to convince him to throw the next challenge but Batman will not listen because that didn’t work already plus he wants to get rid of Amanda’s Hat for flipping and voting out Pussy Willows earlier.

Nene is super depressed because her plan got screwed up so now she just lies around. Barney hits on Hermione which is super gross because shes still young so she tells him to knock it off and is super disgusted. Barney gets pissed and flirts with Parvati instead, and she flirts back to tick off Old Spice guy for being bossy.

At the next challenge they have to build a distress signal. Nene does not help because she is too lazy and Betty and pikachu aren’t very good because betty is old and Pikachu is a mouse. But Fe Yang do a good job and stick amanda’s hat on a stick and wave it because they know Amanda would swim across oceans to save her precious hat. Chuck roundhouse kicks down trees to spell out SOS and then lights them on fire by rubbing them with his beard.

Fe Yang win and disucss who to vote off. They all agree that Nene is like a drama queen and quitter and they should vote her but Amandas hat warns that there could be an idol so they agree that Amanda’s Hat will vote for Betty just in case. But Nene doesn’t have the idol so she goes home.

-Episode 6-
Now Things Will Really Get Crazy!"

Nailao Hu: Betty, Pikachu, Barney, Batman, Hermione
Fe Yang De: Old Spice Guy, Parvati, Amanda’s Hat, Chuck Norris[/b]

Everyone is like super anxious to have the merge because there are only nine people left. Betty is most worried because she knows she was a target and Amandas Hat is worried it will get voted off for being too pimpin.

There is like a mysterious treemail telling them to go to this far away beach so they all go and there they find a super big merge feast! Everybody celebrates and eats lots of food, and Parvati does a sexy dance for everyone – except old Spice guy who is not aloud to look because he has been a jerk to her.

While they are eating Old Spice Guy looks through the food and finds a clue to a hidden idol. He pretends he is feeling sick and sneaks out to look for it. But Amandas hat sees him and notices that he is looking in lots of trees so it sneaks ahead and looks in more trees, then finds the idol and tucks it inside itself so Old Spice Guy wont know.

Back at the table they are all discussing what to call the tribe, which is green. They decide to call it Zhen Bang because thats Tibeten for Awesome. Just then amanda comes up and asks them how the feast was. They all say it is great and then Amanda called over Old Spice and the hat to the table, and announces that theyre going to have their first individdual challenge right now. It will be firemaking and they have to burn through a rope. But the twist to this is that four people win Immunity and will not go to council. But that will wait because there is still another twist! Because the voting twist can screw a lot of people over, they are going to have an Outcast challenge to let someone back in and they are immuned at the first council as well.

They bring in Arnold, Optimus, Godzilla, Pussy Willows and the Ninja and Daneile and Nene. Godzilla gets fire first but accidentally sits on it and put it out. Nene is too tired to do it, and Optimus can’t get his flint to work, but eventually Arnold gets a fire. So does Pussy Willows and the Ninja but the Ninjas fire goes out, and Pussy Willowses burns through the rope and gets back into the game. Everybody else goes home, very sad to be dominated by kittens.

Then the survivors go. Hermione instantly burns her rope up with a fireball and wins. Pikachu tries to start fire with electric attacks but it didn’t work. Batman gets a good fire going and so does Amandas hat and Barney and Old Spice Guy. Betty white is too old and can’t lift the flint. Chuck Norris could of got fire but doesn’t to not be too threatening so he pretends it was too hard. Parvati gets fire too and her rope snaps at the same time as Batmans. It is down to Amandas Hat and Barney and old spice guy... and Barneys snaps first.

So Hermine, Batman, Parvati, and Barney win Immunity and Pussy Willows does too with Chuck and Old Spice Guy and Betty and Amandas Hat and Pikachu going to tribal council.

Old Spice Guy starts plotting right away and gets Betty and Pikachu to agree to vote for Amandas Hat for being threatening at challenges. Amandas Hat is super nervous about council and not sure if it should play its idol. Chuck is in the middle and doesn’t know what to would do.

At council Old Spice’s alliance and Chuck vote for Amandas hat, but are blindsided when it pulls out the hidden immunity idol and played it so that with one vote Old Spice Guy was out. But as his torch gets snuffed Amanda give him the good news that he would be part of the jury.

-Episode 7-
"What Do We Do Now?"

Zhen Bang: Amanda’s Hat, Barney, Batman, Betty, Chuck Norris, Hermoine, Parvati, Pikachu, Pussy Willows[/b][/color]

Amandas Hat is happy to still be in but pissed that it got votes and wants revenge. So it tries to make an alliance with Hermione and Batman to take out Pikachu and Betty, but doesn’t know that they are already allianced with Pikeachu. Parvati is super happy to have her kitten back and she and Pussy Willows are not sure how to survive without Old spice Guy so they talk to Barney and Barney wants to work with them because Parv is a hottie.

At the next challenge there are four Immunity to win. It is a trivia challenge about tibeten culture. Parvati gets every question wrong and Amanda tells her to be more respectful from now on. Hermione and Batman and Chuck win Immunity and the last one is between Betty and Barney. Barney gets it wrong on purpose to keep his allies safe and Betty wins.

Barney and Parvati and Pussy Willows will vote together so they try to figure out who to target between Pikachu and Amandas Hat. Amandas Hat asks them if they will vote Pikachu and swears it will be loyal but they aren’t sure whether to trust it because it played the idol last time. Pikachu wants them to vote for the hat because its a threat, too. So they have a tough time deciding.
But at Tribal council they decide that the hat might be useful in the future so they choose to help it and Pikachu is voted off.

-Episode 8-
"It's Now Or Never"

Zhen Bang: Amanda’s Hat, Barney, Batman, Betty, Chuck Norris, Hermoine, Parvati, Pussy Willows[/b][/color]

Hermione is mad to have lost Pikachu and swears that she will get revenge on Amandas Hat. Barney points out to Betty and Parv and Pussy Willows that there are still four people from original Mugou in the game and that they need to break them up now or they will be the final four.

There is a reward challenge which is done in teams of four. The team of Chuck and Barney and Pussy Willows and Betty wins and go to a spa. While they are there Pussy Willows sniffs around and finds a clue to a new HII back at camp and hides it in her fur so they wont know.

When they get back Pussy Willows and Parv and Barney go out looking for it. Barney finds it hidden in back of the treemail thingie. Parvati is happy for him but secretly jealous.

At the challenge there are three Immunities to win, and it is a challenge to unlock a bunch of locks. Chuck does it super fast and breaks all the locks to win. Batman is right behind him but gets stuck and Pussy Willows and Amandas hat catch up. Betty also comes up from behind and manage to get her locks done and win the second immunity. It is close but Pussy willows wins the third one.

Hermione and Batman wants to get rid of Amandas hat and asks Barney to help. Barney agrees but isn’t sure because Hermine is a super threat and this is a good chance to get her out. So he asks Parvati waht they should do and they decide to take out Hermione.

At tribal council they vote for Hermione who is like blindsided and leaves with the idol in her pocket.

-Episode 9-
"I Don't Even Care Anymore!"

Zhen Bang: Amanda’s Hat, Barney, Batman, Betty, Chuck Norris, Parvati, Pussy Willows[/b][/color]

Batman is super mad at Barney for betraying him and swears that he will do what it takes to get rid of him. Barney juts laughs and says he is dumb. Chuck knows that he is in trouble now without Hermione around so he decides now he will try to win all of the challenges.

Reward challenge is an auction and everybody buys stuff. Chuck buys a clue to the idol but cant find it anywhere.

At the next challenge there are only two Immunities to win. They will have to dig up puzzle pieces and then put the puzzle together. Chuck Norris just blows all the sand awy with his breath and picks up his bags and finished way before everybody. Parvati and Batman are neck and neck but she manages to build her puzzle before him.

Batman is super pissed at Barney and Amandas hat, and tries to get Betty and Pusys willows to vote for them. Betty is not happy with Batmans attitude and calls him a weirdo which just makes him more mad.

At Tribal Council there is nothing that Batman can do to save himself and he is voted off by everybody.

-Episode 10-
"It's Our Last Chance"

Zhen Bang: Amanda’s Hat, Barney, Betty, Chuck Norris, Parvati, Pussy Willows[/b][/color]

Chuck still knows that he is majorly screwed unless he gets immunity so he decides that he will do less chores and eat more rice to do good in challenges. Betty gets mad at him and tells him to do chores but Chuck says he knows hes next so why bother wasting energy on work?

Parvati and Barney and Pussy Willows plot out what to do next because there might be more idol clues. They decide that if Chuck wins again they will have to take out Amandas Hat.

For the reward challenge they raced through a swamp to get flags. Chuck won and took Parvati and Pussy willows with him hoping he could get them to flip if he didn’t win Immunity.

Back at camp Barney was suspicious about what Chuck might do but knew that he had the idol so it wouldnt matter.

At the challenge Amanda announced that this time there was only one immunity to win and that they would be playing regular rules from there on. The challenge was a rope chopping one with questions about surviving. Everybody got the first one right. Chuck was cut out first and then Betty. Barney got to go next and he chopped Amandas Hat. Amandas hat was super pissed and it chopped barney back. Parvati and Pussy Willows cut the hat next and it was out. Then Barney cut Parvati and then the girls cut him out, and Parvati got the last question right to win Immunity.

Back at camp Amandas hat was pissed off to learn where it stood in the alliance and approached Chuck and betty to think about breaking up the alliance of Barney and Pussy Willows and Parvati. Barney overheard them talking and warned the girls to be careful then tried to convince Betty that they would be dumb not to get rid of Chuck now.

At tribal council though Barney wasnt sure that his scheme had worked so he played his idol. It was a smart move because Betty and Amandas Hat voted for him and with their votes canceled Chuck got sent to the jury.

-The Finale-
"Bring On The Awesome"

Zhen Bang: Amanda’s Hat, Barney, Betty, Parvati, Pussy Willows[/b][/color]

The final five are all super excited to be getting down to the end. Barney and Parvati and Pussy Willows agree that its them to the end and shake hands on it, but Barney is not quite sure to trust them because he knows that the girls are tigher to each other than him and he doesnt want to be screwed over. Amandas Hat and Betty know that they are minoirty so they will try extra hard to win challenges.

For Immunity this time they have to use tiles to build like a stack of cards and whoevers is highest will win. Pussy willowss paws are too small and she keeps dropping tiles and is no good. Betty tries but is too short and old to do good. Amandas Hat does okay but like its a hat so it isnt as fast as Barney and Parv who are both people. Barney manages to make his tower first and wins Immunity.

After the challenge Betty and the hat tell Barney make up a lie that Parvati told them to vote him if he didnt win. Barney isnt sure to believe them but knows that Parvati nearly won so he considers whether to vote her off for being too much of a threat plus she will obviously be loyal to her kitten so he isn’t sure.
But at tribal council Barney finaly decides that he will make a bold move and votes for Parvati. She is super blindsided and goes to jury very sad.

Going back to camp Pussy Willows is super mad at Barney and hisses at him then goes and throws out all the fish. Betty and Amanda’s Hat say that Pussy Willows is immatuer and needs to grow up an stop acting like Chase. Barney sees how tight Betty and the Hat are and wonder if maybe he made the wrong choice.
At the final challenge it is a balancing one where they have to stand on a log and keep balls balanced on their plate. Pussy Willows stays very still and does not let their ball fall but Bettys shaky old hands move the plate and hers fall off. Barney tries super hard but a fly flys up his nose and he sneezes and falls out of the challenge leaving just Pussy Willos and Amandas Hat. They stay very still for a super long time and Amandas Hat trys to convince Pussy Willows to quit but Pussy Willows knows she is gone if she does not win so she will not step down. After like six hours it like begins to rain and they are soaked. Both of them struggle alot but Pussy Willows has claws and stays stuck but Amandas hat slips and their balls fly off.

Pussy Willows mews happily and gets immunity.

Super mad that the one they would vote for is Immune Amandas Hat and Betty decide to vote off Barney. Barney begs and pleads for Pussy Willows to save him and says taht Amandas Hat is a super threat and will win against the jury for sure. Pussy Willows just laughs and says that she will think about it.

At Tribal Coouncil Barney argues a lot about how Amandas hat is too good and will win and the votes come back in a 2/2 tie.

Amandas Hat says taht Barney is just desperate and will say whatever so Betty shouldnt listen to him and Barney says that if Betty does not vote for Amandas hat it will show that she is just a pawn.

Amanda gets the revotes and is very sad to show that Betty has flipped and Amanda’s Hat has been voted off. Amandas hat is pissed to be so super robbed but knows that its okay because it would have been impossible to beat against the jury so thats the game.

THE FINAL TRIBAL COUNCIL

Finals: Barney, Betty, Pussy Willows
Jury: Amanda’s Hat, Parvati, Chuck Norris, Batman, Hermoine, Pikachu, Old Spice Guy

The finalists make their opening statements. Barney says that he was in control and had an idol and made smart moves to get himself there. Betty says that she was underestimate because shes so old and nobody thinks she can do it. Pussy Willows says that she is also underestimated because shes a kitten but she is able to still win challenges an dcome back even though they voted her out plus she was loyal.

Old Spice guy went first and says that he thinks Barney is a coward and Betty is old and dumb and but he cant vote for Pussy Willows because she was voted off once, so he asks the other two to tell him what theyd do with a million dollars. Barney says he would use it to get chicks and Betty says she would put her grandkids through collage.

Pikachu goes next and says that it respects Pussy Willows for making it even though she has the handicap of being an animal. It also says that it doesn’t think Betty played well at all.

Hermione goes and she congratulates them all on playing very different games but says that she thinks Barney played too mean and lied too much and asks if he would do it different if he could? Barney says that this is not how he wanted to play but its what he had to do to survive because he was a target lots of times.
Batman goes up and says taht Barney is a super piece of crap nad will never get his vote and Batman wishes he could punch him in the face. He says that he will definitely vote for Betty because the other two are pathetic.

Chuck Norris goes up and says good job and that he wishes them all luck. Just for fun he asks how they think the game would of gone if he hadnt been idoled. Pussy Willows says that chuck would of won because she and Parvait would have been out next. Barney says he thinks that’s wrong and Betty would of flipped and voted him off for being a threat, but Betty says that it would be a close final but she would of stayed loyal to him.

Parvati goes up and is looking super pretty. She says that Barney is super mean for blindsiding her for no reason and she would of been loyal to him.Barney says hes sorry but he had to do whats best for him and he couldnt trust he wouldn’t of been fourth. Parvati just shake her head and says super good luck to Pussy Willows.

Amandas hat goes last and congratulates the final three but says taht its super mad at Betty for being loyal all the time and then randomly stabbing it at the last minute, and asks if her loyalty is worth a million dollars. Betty says that its not like that and she wanted to prove that she could make moves herself but Amanda’s Hat just scoff at her.

Then they all go up to vote and Amanda tells them that they will have to wait until the finale in New York to know what happened.
Months later they are in New York and Amanda congratulates the finalists for being so awesome and reads the votes.

“PUSSY WILLOWS”
“BETTY”
“BARNEY”
“thats one each you should all be proud”
“BARNEY”
“PUSSY WILLOWS”
“BARNEY”

And the winner of Survivor Awesome is...

“BARNEY!”

Barney stands up and yells with happiness as confeti comes showering down. Pussy Willows looks sad but Parvati comes up and gives it a hug.

Amanda congratulates Barney on a good game and thanks them all for being such an awesome cast, then says See You Next Time!

The End!


Vote History: img824.imageshack.us/img824/7786/votehistory.png

[Amanda Kimmel]

Also i was like going to write full episodes but didnt have enough time today but here is how episode one went <3

Survivor: Awesome
The backstoryt

Once upon a tiem Jef Probst was sitting in his lazy boy chair thinking about how to make Survivor more awesome. “well” he said to himself, “i don’t even know what the fans wnat. We just had redemption island and showd nothing but boston Rob for the whole time and for some reason nobody liked it so I guess we will just have to try something different. I know! maybe we can have boston Rob again. People like him!”

‘NO” said Amanda kimmel who was over having lunch. “thats a super dumb idea. What you should do instead is have a season called survivor awesome and have lots of awesome people on it. I know that cause Im awesome.”

“can we have boston rob?? Omg hes super awesome!!” yelld probst.

“NO SHUT UP” said amanda and blasted him with her livid eyes. Then she called her friend Erik and her other friend DDAnielle and they decided to host SURVIVOR: AWESOME and have all of the awesomest people on it.


The Cast

A Ninja – omg if you don’t know why ninjas are awesome i cant even tell you
Arnold swarzenegger – because hes the Terminater.
Barney (from how I met Your Mother) – Because hes like super cool and hot too
Batman – because hes BATMAN!!
Chcuk Norris – because survivor is what you call every person whos been lucky enough to see chuck Norris and live.
Godzilla – because omg hes like a dinosaur and dinosaurs are the coolest!!
Optimus Prime – Because hes a robot that can be a truck
The Old spice Guy – because he will be my husband someday. For realz.

Pussy Willows – she is a kitten and kittens are fierce and super cute!!
Hermoine Granger – because Harry would like die if not for her all the time
Amandas Hat – because its so awesome it can play survivor by itself. Even though ti will be super lonely for amanda.
Daniele – because everybody loves her i guess even though i don’t watch BB
Parvati Shallow – because I’m awesome too <3
Pikachu – umm pokemon. Hi.
Betty white – shes old and fierce
Nene leakes – because she was like a super diva on Celebrity apprentice.

Episode 1: Awesome Times

Amanda and erik and Ddanielle welcomed all the survivors. They all looked around and smiled at each other because they were all super awesome.

“Hello survivors,” said Amanda “and welcome to the Jihuziazigou Vally in Tibett, where we will be playing SURVIVOR AWESOME, which is the ultimate contest to see who is the most awesome of the awesome.”

‘but why arent YOU playing Amanda?” asked Barney.

“because im too awesome, and none of you would have a chance” said Amanda. “but my hat is playing which is kind of like me.”

“Yup” said the hat.

“now” said Amanda “I am sure you are all looking usper forward to knowing your tribes, well you will have to wait a bit longer because for the start of teh game you will all be living together on one beach!”

Everybody gasped except chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is never surprised.

“your first challenge will be like tomorrow so you should spend the day getting a shelter and stuff.”

Amanda walked away and eri kand DDanielle did too.

“ALRIGHT” yelled Old Spice Guy. “We should all introduce each other because if i have to vote you off i need to know what name to write down.”

“Im a hat” said the hat. “Hats dont have names. but don’t vote me off or amanda will cry.”

“no” said Batman “she would like be happy cause then she could wear you agiain.’

“shut up”

“Mew” said Pussy willows.

BATMAN CONFESSIONAL: We get to the beach and right away old spice guy wants to be in charge. Who does he think he is bossing us around? I’m the goshdarn Batman.

OLD SPICE GUY CONGESSIONAL: I am a super hunk and of course I will be leader because the women love me.

“Whatever you guys” said Nene. “I will go start building a shelter because i am too fab to sleep on the ground.”

“I will help you” said Chuck Norris. He could of built a shelter in three seconds by chewing one out of rock but didnt because he dident want to be a big threat.

‘me too” said betty white. She was super old so she wanted to be helping.

“i will help as well” said Hermoine.

“PIKA” yelld Pikachu.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kickd some trees down and betty grabbd the leafs off them and made a roof out of them.

CHUCK CONFESSIONAL: This game has a lot of stupid lazy people. I don’t want to be like a threat but if they will not work I will have to step up to the plate. Boy howdy.

While they were doing that all of the others were being lazy and sunbathing. Parvati played with pussy willows, who took a nap on her lap. Amandas hat just chilld in the shade and was gorgous.

AMANDAS HAT CONFESSIONAL: My strategy at this point is to just chill and be cool. everybody knows i am the most sexiest but if i am too awesome they will vote me off because of jealousness.

‘Uggh look at them just lying around. thats super lame that they are so lazy.” said Hermoine disgusted.

“yeah” said Betty. “i am old and i cna still do the work so these young whippersnappers should do it too.’

“well’ Nene said, “we should make an alliance to vote them off the lazies so that we who do work will survive.”

“Okay” said Betty and Chuck. “Pika!” said Pikachu.

Meanwhile down at the beach Old Spice Guy was bragging about how hansome he was to the girls. Most of them juust laughed at him but Parvati thought he was a super hottie and ask him to wash her back for her.

PARVATI CONFESSIONAL: OMG I loooooove old spice guy. he is a super hottie.

After they were done at the beach they walked up to see the shelter. Chuck and Betty were just putting one some more leaves to make it waterproof in case it rained.

BETTY CONFESSIONAL: So we are like just finishing the shelter when the rest of the people come back from being lazy and then they all start like pointing out stuff thats wrong with it, which made me suuuper frustratred and mad! if you are gong to be sunbathing and stuff you arent aloud to complain!

“Look thats a pretty good shelter,” said Barney, “but its too small. I need to have privacy for when i get it on with women.”

“Ew gross!” yelled Betty white. “You arnt getting it on with me for sure!”

“me either” said Daniele.

Parvati thought barney was hot too but she was more in love with Old Spice Guy so she didn’t say anything.

“plus its like too small” said Nene Leakes. “We got Goddangzilla to put in the shelter and he is like huge.”

Betty was mad. “Listen you younguns If Godzilla is so fat he can just sleep outside. He is a dinosaur and they don’t live in shelters anyways.”

“Rarrr” said Godzilaa madly and stomped away.

GODZILLA CONFESSIONAL: So what if i am faT? It is not my fault that I am born a dinosaur. Betty had better be nice to me or i will squish her.

BETTY CONFESSIONAL: So what Godzilla is a fattie everybody knows it, so he can just deal.

But eventually the rest helped build the shelter. Next they wanted to make a fire. Hermoine knew magic and said “Alakazzam” and casted a fireball so they had a campfire.

HERMIONE CONFESSIONAL: I am just glad i can be useful because i am young they might think I cant do stuff but i got fire so they should like me.

ARNOLD CONFESSIONAL: Hermine is definitely useful but of course that means shei s smart and smart are threats so i will look out for her for sure. Plus she might like burn my socks if i piss her off.

They all had a bad nights sleep because of bugs and then in the morning got treemail. They went to the immunity challenge where Amanda was waiting. There was fifteen poles in the water.

“Come on in guys” said Amanda. “how was your first night?”

“They have been super rough” said Optimus Prime. “I am a robot so i don’t like to get wet and stuff so it is hard on me physicaly.”

“Is there anyone you would say is a leader?” asked amanda.

“I am obviously a leader” said Old Spice Guy ‘because all the ladies love me.” Betty white rolled her eyes.

“Anyone else?”

“Well nene got us started making the shelter” said Chuck Norris.

“And Hermione got the fire strated.” Said Batman.

“so your leaders would be Old Spice Guy and Nene and Hermoine then. Well thats good, because we are going to get to our first twist.”

Barneys jaw droped in shock.

“you know how I said you would be living together on one beach? Well thats true you will, but you will not be one tribe! You will be three tribes living together and battling it out. Since youve said that Old Spice and Nene and Hermione are the leaders, they will be picking the teams. Whoever is not picked will be gone and will not get to be in the game.”

Everybody was super shocked.

GODZILLA CONFESIONAL: OMG when amanda said the twist i was super freaked out because i am big and fat so who would want me on their team?

PUSSY WILLOWS CONFESSIONAL: Mew.

“We will do rock paper scissors to see who goes first.”
Hermoine picked rock and the other two picked scissors so she went first.

“Hermoine you will be leading the Re Mugou tribe which will always wear purple.”

“i will take Chuck.”

NENE CONFESSIONAL: I am super pissed that Hermione took chuck because i wanted him for my team. We have an alliance but i see now that she is selfish and i will take her down!

“Nene goes next. You are leading the Nailao Hou tribe which will wear black.” Nene took Betty who was in her alliance.

“Old Spice guy you are on Fa Yang De which will wear blue.” He chose Parvati who squealed with happiness.

PARVATI CONFESSIONAL: I am so glad to be with old Spice Guy. We will be a sexy alliance <3

Hermoine went again and took Batman, then Nene took Pikachu and Old Spice Guy took Daniele.

BARNEY CONFESSSIONAL: i was like super pissed at old spice guy for taking daniele. He is obviously trying to get all the hot girls with him and shut me down. what a dork

“Umm I guess I will take the ninja I guess he doesn’t have a name,” said Hermione.

NINJA CONFESSIONAL: no ninja tells people their name. It is a secret rule you learn when you are a ninja.

“I will take Barney.” Barney grumbled angry and went to Nenes matt.

‘And i will take pussy willows. Evne though shes a cat she is still hot enough for me” said Old Spice Guy.

“yay my kitty!” said Parvati and picked pussy willows up and hugged her.

“Okay” anounced Amanda. “there are four left. Three will get on a tribe and one wont and they will go home right away. Hermione make your pick”

“uhhhh i will take Amandas Hat.”

Nene thought super hard. “I will take Optimus Prime because he can be a truck and drive me places.’

“Alright Old Spice Guy, the last pick is yours. Will you take Arnold or Godzilla?”

“Oh geeze this is tough but I think i will take Godzilla.”

OLD SPICE GUY CONFESIONAL: it might be a dumb move to take Godzilla since hes so big but he will be easy to vote off and if i took Arnold he would be flexing and trying to take the ladys from me and there isn’t room for two studs here.

Amanda looked surprise. “Okay Godzilla you are on Fa Yang De, and Arnold Im sorry but this is it for you we will have a boat come take you away.”

Arnold looked super pissed off and confused since he was like a strong guy and could’ve done good in challenges. “Ill be BACK” he said madly to Old Spice Guy and got on the boat.

Afterh e was gone Amanda turn to the castaways. “Okay lets get to your first challenge tribes. There is a pole for each of you and you will stand on it for as long as you can. The person who stands longest wins immunity for their tribe and both other tribes will go to tribal council: but there is a twist! the tribe who does best will get to choose who will be voted off of the tribe who does worst! Aslo whoever lasts longest out of everyone will get an immunity necklace so you super want to win this!”

Everybody was shocked about the twist but got on their poles and started waiting. Godzilla was too fat too fit on his pole so it broke and he fall in the water. “Godzilla already out for being too fat.” Amanda announced

GODZILLA: omg i am super embarrassed to fall out first.
After about half an hour Pussy Willows got bored and jumped in the water.

“Pussy Willlows out for Fa Yag De! They have two out already” amanda announced.

Betty white fell in right after.

BETTY CONFESSIONAL: I am so old that i couldn’t stand up there in the heat for long. But at least i did better than the cat so i am proud of me.

After an hour Amanda brought out a bunch of cookies.

“sorry” said Parvati and jumped into the water. So did nene and DAneile and Hermoine.

HERMOINE CONFESSIONAL: I jumped early because i don’t want to be a threat. I got fire and i don’t want them to be worried about me especially because other tribe might vote at our council. plus I got cookies which is great.

Another hour amanda brought out some beer. Barney and Batman and Chuck Norris went for it. After that Pikachu got super tied and needed a rest so it came down.

“Alright we are down to the last ones for each team. For Mugou we have Ninja and my Hat, and for Nailao we have Optimus, and for Fa Yang we have Old Spice Guy. Perhaps you will come down for this pizza?”

Old Spice Guy and Optimus shook there heads, but Ninja jumped off his pole and ran across the top of the water and grab the pizza before Amanda could blink.

“Wow just like that we are down to the last three. Who will win it for their team?”

They waited and waited and waited but eventually Optimus battery was getting low and he was having trouble balance. Eventually he fell into the water with a huge splash.

“optimus is out! Nailao are going to council.”

“good try Optimus” said Nene. “you did super good.”

NENE CONFESSIONAL: omg ugggh i congrateulate Optimus after he fell but really was so mad when Optimus fell because now one of us will get voted off by them. This twist is super nasty.

More hours passed.

“Uggh this is crazy!” screamed Old Spice guy. “how am i supposed to beat a hat??”

Amandas hat just sat there and was awesome.

Some more hours went by and people started falling asleep.

The wind started and nearly blew the hat off the pole but it stayed on. Old Spice guy got fed up. “That hat is like crazy and I wont be able to beat it so i will come down.”

He climbed off his pole and dropped into the sea.

“Just like that My Hat won Immunity for Mugou!”

The hat celebrated as Amana put the necklace on it and the happy Mugous carried it back to camp happily.

AMANDAS HAT CONFESSIONAL: I am super proud that I won immunity for my team. I was the last to be picked but hopefully now they know that they are lucky to have me with them because if they didn’t have me thy would of lost.

Amanda looked sad “But for the rest of you awesomes its tribal council tonight were someone will be voted off.”

Everybody went back to the beach to discuss the vote. The Nailao tribe just laid around being upset because they didn’t know who the Mugous were going to vote off from their tribe.

BARNEY CONFESIONAL: I wasn’t surprise my team lost. We have all older ladies and Pikachu whose a mouse so how are we suppose to win challenges? Now mugou will vote off one of our strong people and we will be even more screwed ugggh.

OPTIMUS PRIME: I am worried i will get votes tonight since i went longest in the challenge it sucks because i was picked last for my team because im a robot, so i tried to impress them but it might get me kicked off now.

The mugous talked about it.

HERMOINE CONFESIONAL: Well i think we should vote off like betty because shes their weakest and it would like be unfair for us to vote off a threat from them because they might try to get revenge on us.

BATMAN CONFESSIONAL: this is a good chance to weaken their team so we should take it. This isn’t about being nice its survivor. Their biggest threat to us is Optimus so i will vote for him no matter what the rest do.

Meanwhile Old Spice Guy and Parvati and Daniele talked about who they should kick off from their tribe.

“I think we obviously have to vote for Godzilla because he’s such a useless challenge person.” Old Spice Guy said.

“i dunno” said Daniele “i think he could do good in like strength but pussy willows is small and dropped out first.”

“omg nooooo” Parvati said super upset. “I cant vote for pussy willows i love her too much!”

DANIELE CONFESSIONAL: parvati is protecting Pussy Willows even though that kitten lost us the challenge so now i super don’t trust Parvati because shes protecting a weak link. I will have to keep that in my mind.

The sun came down so they all went to tribal council. Amanda asked questions about the round and Godzilla said he was pissed he did so bad in teh challenge and just wanted another chance, Nene was mad about the twist and said it was unfair, Optimus was worried he would go, and Amandas hat said it was super glad it had won immunity and would not give it away.

The Mugous went first to vote off someone from Nailao.
Hermione held up her vote for Betty. “Sorry we did have an alliance but were on different teams and I have to think of the long run. You are old and this is the most fair I think.”

Chuck also voted for Betty. Batman voted for Optimus. “You are a huuuuuge threat and we would be super dumb not vote you off when we have a chance so we can keep winning”

Amanda went and grabbed the votes and began to read them. “Betty. Betty. Tahts two for Betty. Optimus. Optimus.”
She grabbed the last one. “And the first one out of Survivor Awesome is...”

“Optimus. You will need to bring your torch here.”

Optimus did and was snuffed. The Nailaos waved goodbye sadly, except Betty who was pissed off.

“The mugou tribe has spoken.”

Then the Fe Yangs went up to vote.

Godzilla hadtrouble picking up the pen in his claws but eventually manage to write “Pusy Willows” on the vote. Old Spice Guy wrote down “Big Fat Godzilla” on his vote and held it up to the camra. “Dude you are taking up way too much room and eating all our rice plus you suck at challenges so get off my tribe.”

“I will go get the votes” said Amanda. She pulled them out and began to read them. “Godzilla. Pussy Willows. One each for you. Pussy Willows. Godzilla.”

“And the second person to be voted out of this game well okay theyre not a person theyre an animal but still, is...”

She turn the last vote over. “Godzilla. I’m sorry you wil have to bring your torch. The tribe has spoken.”

Super frustrated Godzilla grabbed his torch and let Amanda put it out. Then he stomp away into the jungle without looking back at his team.

“Well obviously there are a lot of super different things going on here,” Amanda said to the tribes. “Mugou voted off a strong person from Nailao and Fe Yang voted off a weak one. It will be super interesting to see how it plays out for you so go back to camp. Good night!”

OPTIMUS FINAL WORDS

Ugggh i am super annoyed to be voted off. I want to do well here to show my autobot friends that we can be strong but i guess i came on TOO strong and got screwed by the twist. I hope that my team cna do well though.

GODZILLA FINAL WORDS

What a gyp. My tribe are super mean and would not give me a chance to prove myself. I could have been strong and pussy willows is just tiny but i guess that doesn’t matter to them