Post by Amanda Kimmel on Sept 2, 2011 21:00:24 GMT -5
Alright i know this is gonna suck, but i dont feel like putting in any effort and Amanda would tell ppl if I didn't write one, so gotta at least try cus of that.
So there's this new guy at work, Nathan, and he's eager to finally get down to office and show off his stuff. The only problem was, he didn't know he was going to the OFFICE FROM HELLLLLLLLL. All kinds of weird plants grew in the corners, and you could smell someone's rotting eggplant parmesian in the refridgerator. There was a solid group of people in the office: DDanielle, the secretary, Brendan, the consultant, and Kim, the boss. But there was always this creepy Janitor, One-eyed Bob Dawg, who always seemed to walk behind you. He carried a knife on him for some reason. When asked why, he give a slow growl, indicating his extreme displeasure. Between Bob Dawg and his lowlife assistant Sandra, both plotted to take the newb Nathan out of the office.
One time, when Nate was playing the dumbest, most B.S. game ever, Mario Bros., at his desk, Janitor Bob Dawg snuck up behind him and repeatedly stabbed him. With help of his assistant Sandra, Nate was disposed of in the garbage dumpster behind the office building. There, Nate struggled to hang onto his life. To his surprise, Nate wasn't completely dead, because while the knife was sharp, Bob Dawg has little strength, and is about as smart as a bowl of fruit (but just as fruity as that bowl).
All of a sudden, an angel decended on Nate. It was Amanda, the goddess of healing stab wounds. Amanda typically works around Harlem, Miami, and L.A., but this stab wound victim was of extremem importance. Amanda said to Nate, "Honey, you deserve better than this. I will restore you to your full power so you can defeat your nemisises!" With a flick of her wrist, Nate started glowing, and he could feel his strength coming back. He brought himself out of the dumpster, ready for the battle with Bob Dawg.
But he had to wait, for there were more important things to deal with. But rest assured, when his time comes, that evil janitor will have his just desserts hahahahahahhahaha.
THE END
So there's this new guy at work, Nathan, and he's eager to finally get down to office and show off his stuff. The only problem was, he didn't know he was going to the OFFICE FROM HELLLLLLLLL. All kinds of weird plants grew in the corners, and you could smell someone's rotting eggplant parmesian in the refridgerator. There was a solid group of people in the office: DDanielle, the secretary, Brendan, the consultant, and Kim, the boss. But there was always this creepy Janitor, One-eyed Bob Dawg, who always seemed to walk behind you. He carried a knife on him for some reason. When asked why, he give a slow growl, indicating his extreme displeasure. Between Bob Dawg and his lowlife assistant Sandra, both plotted to take the newb Nathan out of the office.
One time, when Nate was playing the dumbest, most B.S. game ever, Mario Bros., at his desk, Janitor Bob Dawg snuck up behind him and repeatedly stabbed him. With help of his assistant Sandra, Nate was disposed of in the garbage dumpster behind the office building. There, Nate struggled to hang onto his life. To his surprise, Nate wasn't completely dead, because while the knife was sharp, Bob Dawg has little strength, and is about as smart as a bowl of fruit (but just as fruity as that bowl).
All of a sudden, an angel decended on Nate. It was Amanda, the goddess of healing stab wounds. Amanda typically works around Harlem, Miami, and L.A., but this stab wound victim was of extremem importance. Amanda said to Nate, "Honey, you deserve better than this. I will restore you to your full power so you can defeat your nemisises!" With a flick of her wrist, Nate started glowing, and he could feel his strength coming back. He brought himself out of the dumpster, ready for the battle with Bob Dawg.
But he had to wait, for there were more important things to deal with. But rest assured, when his time comes, that evil janitor will have his just desserts hahahahahahhahaha.
THE END
